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Are you kid me?
Bag it instead
Sweet girl
50% Mary / 50% Juana
Black Friday Fools’ Day
Buy three, Mary me!
One of Spider-Man’s least threatening arch-enemies.
You seriousing?
Are you stoning me?
Hey, no shi- …..oh, wait….
Ouncing or pounding?
Just thinkin;……..
Sell food too because, if the whole world smoked a joint at the same time, there would be world peace for at least two hours.
Followed by a global food shortage.
Don’t kidding, puff.
BUY
MARY JANE
just kidding
just say no
Don’t telling where you got it.
I didn’t know Mary Jane is listed in the NYSE. May be I should buy and HOLD her instead!
Don’t trusting this guy, he may be a plant.
I. Have never met the lady.
Mary Jane whom?
Buy one. Get two free.
News Flash: Police have discovered a large marihjuana plantation, and are now burning the crop.
The police spokesman said: Like wow man!
LEVITICUS 20.13 IF A MAN LIES WITH ANOTHER MAN THEY SHOULD BE STONED
Five years for possession with intent to distribute. Not kidding either.
JOINT US
Kinda looks like the seller’s vision has gotten a little blurry.
The irony is, it’s made of cotton.
And he’ll end up wondering about the number and perseverance of anxious hippie tourists hot on his heels.
I’m totally gonna send this to Linkara and see how he reacts.
Mary sold a little weed
To someone in the dark.
Don’t kidding, man,
She’s in the can.
That someone was a narc.
After selling Mary Jane, he was arrested for trafficking.
Just say no kidding to drugs.