Just what I wanted…

Believe us, you will lick it!

Or somewhere to put your toothbrush

I see: I’ll have to silly-walk around all day in my comfortably, real-fake Armany suit, with this stylish toothbrush sticking out of my mouth?!

It lets me defy gravity? I’m in!

I don’t like my teeth to get too comfortable; it’s really annoying when they fall asleep.

I imagine I won’t need a woman anymore.

Confucius say. Woman who wash in upside down bathroom have crack up.

“Beware of the levitating toothbrush.”

‘Levitating toothbrush ! My bum!

‘OOOOOOHHHH!’

If that’s your present, you might have a comfortable lifestyle but you’ve still got some seriously cheap friends.

Toothbrush, toothbrush on the sink
Would you bring me something to drink?

“What present do you want for Christmas?”
“Something that gives me a stylish and comfortable lifestyle!”

I don’t care about the present. The future is what bothers me.

CAUTION: Use before the breakfast intestinal

Not intended for internal use

NOTE: To achieve stylish style, please insert it into an Internet hole and comfortable

Odd, I woudn’t normally associate zero gravity with comfort…

You have a toothbrush cup?? Stylish!

What I left with after my ex. Now I’m comfortable.

I don’t think I’d be comfortable in a sideways bathroom.

Oh boy a cup! Now THIS is living.

Unless you wear it on your head, because then it might fall off…

Do you want comfort,an easy life? Rub the cup and a Chinese genie will come out !

Oh, you shouldn’t have!