I gotta get a new religion…

I gotta get a new religion…

posted on 1 Oct 2013 in Signs

Oh no, they just added breathing…

Photo courtesy of Prof. Spectre.
Found at Kumamoto Castle, Japan. 

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algernon
algernon
11 years ago

All I need is the air to breathe and to love you!

algernon
algernon
11 years ago

That’s why I’m a sign

DrLex
DrLex
11 years ago

Dispenser with intravenous feeding kits available in the hallway.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
11 years ago

Please do not feed the pillar.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
11 years ago

When a building gets too fat, drastic measures are called for.

Pectolatra
Pectolatra
11 years ago

Who needs Jesus or Buddha when you can have Ana?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

Can I swimming?

jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

Kumamoto Castle, White Castle… I get confused some times.
So, which way to King of Burger?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

Your eating and drinking will be poured out to us, please.

jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

I cried because I had no shoes.
Then they told me I couldn’t eat or drink and I got pissed.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

I’m from Japan, therefore I am prohibited.

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
11 years ago

Could I at least take a dump?

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
11 years ago

Hey, as long as I get a Big Mac and fries, nobody gets hurt. Okay?

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
11 years ago

That’s me in the corner losin’ my religion.

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
11 years ago

Please not to feeding the Asian lady. Thank yourself.

jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

Thanks, Obama!

timmy
timmy
11 years ago

I should have listened when My momma told me not to become a Scientologist.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

Elevator strikes again

coffeebot
11 years ago

Please do not feed a humans

Sparky
Sparky
11 years ago

I no can have cheezburger?

Vulcan64
Vulcan64
11 years ago

I am prohibited from living

Marum
Marum
11 years ago

@Pectolatara.

Anna Rexia?

Marum
Marum
11 years ago

You can pat the:
Kangaroos.
Wallaoos
potaroos, but not the;
Dangerous

Marum
Marum
11 years ago

Oh! I get it!

It’s an Hospital.

The sign is: NIL BY MOUTH.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
11 years ago

And you will sit there until you have learned your lesson mister. Don’t give me that look!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
11 years ago

Sick building syndrome? I don’t think starving it will help.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

– Mommy! I see dead people!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

– O… Officer, I swear I only had a cheeseburger!

jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

Sign at Castle Dracula: I am prohibited from sucking.

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
11 years ago

No soup for you!

Classic Steve
11 years ago

I got rhythm. I got music. I got my girl. Who could ask for anything more?

Peter
Peter
11 years ago

But you can still poop and pee.

tadchem
tadchem
11 years ago

Is it just my imagination, or is the guy toking?

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
11 years ago

“All you need is love! All you need is love!….. Love is all you need!” John Lennon

backinmyday
backinmyday
11 years ago

Do not feed the humans.

Jay
Jay
11 years ago

Sign, sign, everywhere a sign
Chewin’ up the scenery, drinkin’ my mind

Nonsuch Ned
Nonsuch Ned
11 years ago

And no TV!
You know what you did, no use sulking about it!

RT
RT
11 years ago

also, these are not the drones you are looking for.

iLock
iLock
11 years ago

Yes unfortunately I can’t eat Worm Bugers or drink from straws.

hupur
hupur
11 years ago

please!to help!

Jøshua
Jøshua
11 years ago

the international symbol for food is a hamburger and a drink that towers over it

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
11 years ago

So there’s no forced feeding?

kioku
kioku
11 years ago

Seeing a sign eat has disturbed way too many visitors.

bossorika
bossorika
11 years ago

chinese, english, korean… and simplified chinese?

3thNucrearSquadron
3thNucrearSquadron
11 years ago

I am prohibited from existing.

Myself
Myself
7 years ago

This sign was seen in a temple of Breatharianism. (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inedia)

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