Hope it was a cold shower

If you forget your morning shower, the lightning will strike you

Your dirty mind appears to have a boner.

When a golden shower wont do

You’re weight and fortune:
You weigh 0 KG dripping wet and you’re going to get some.
Weather: High probability of early morning dinosaurs.

It’s the bone stuck out of my head that made me do it

Cleanliness is next to Godzillaness.

Maximum capacity: three persons and a pony.

Sorry, pal. There are some things even Mr. Clean can’t do.

If you’re a dirty orange, enjoying washing yourself with a nice white cucumber.

I’m so old, mine reads “clean my dirty body and dusty mind”

Dinosaurs had scales, but who knew that scales had dinosaurs?

I understand the dirty mind part, but how does one wake up in the morning with a dusty body?

After I used this, I forgot who I am.

What dinosaur can’t stay out of the rain?
A Stegosaurust

If God didn’t want us to masturbate, he would have made our arms shorter.
Maybe that’s why T-Rex was always angry. …Just sayin’.

It was a dirty night, all right

On a scale of 0 to Morning Shower, how dirty was I last night?

Cleaning a dirty mind must not take very long when your brain’s the size of a walnut.

I like Morning Musume. Doesn’t really help with the old dirty mind thing, though.

If you have a dirty mind in the morning, your girlfriend will enjoy it.

My wife wanted a Porsche. I tried to talk her out of it.
She said: “OK. As long as whatever you buy does 0 – 100 in less than six seconds.”
So I bought her a set of metric bathroom scales.

Try our Jupiter Model bathroom shower. Comes complete with all fastenings, including lightning bolts.

Pure, unadulterated honesty in mint condition.

The dinosaurs died out, because they did not have dirty enough. minds.

A male dinosaur says to a female dinosaur: “How about a quickie?”

The female Dinosaur replies: “Sorry. I’m having my decades.”

@BTU.
Yeah mate. I looked up Musume. I know what you mean. Morning fantasies indeed.

@Lora. I have the typical male brain. It is the size of two walnuts. One is for sex. 90% of the other one is sport. The remaining 10% covers all that unnecessary crap, which interferes with one’s enjoyment of sex and sport, which tend to overlap anyhow.

I need a toothbrush, I have this femur stuck in my teef.

A morning shower for your morning wood.

– Let’s shower!
– No
– Let’s Dirty!
– Yess!

Dusty body, dirty mind – I should move out of this Pornography Museum

who knew that the best way for me to get rid of my morning wood was to watch my girlfriend step onto the scale in the morning? brilliant.

Dating profile description: I’m as old as a dinosaur, have splotches and kind of big, I have lighting up my ass and my brain constantly makes me pop boners, and I sweat so much it pools around my feet. SIngle and looking to mingle.

So basically it’s saying get in the shower, scrub your body, and masturbate….

Hey at least they’re honest about what most people do in the shower, maybe too honest.

Nothing helps you start your day like a good brainwashing.

I have the wierdest boner right now…

Morning shower
You’ll be left with a wet feeling!

How’d this dinosaur get so dusty overnight?