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What’s a furrery taiior
Maak me a sweat
Keep clothes in good repair; nobody needs to see a fat guy’s furrerey!
Calls you Fat Guy, below that it points to Kentucky Fried Chicken. Makes sense to me.
@JohnZ: Well spotted, sir! I didn’t notice the KFC sign. Maybe the furrery is a clue that their products may not always be chicken. 😉
The Fat Guy is highly flammable.
We all know where those chicken feathers end up at? Fat Guy sell them as chicken fur.
I just wanted to know where KFC is, don’t judge my body like that!
The Fat Guy is so fat he hasn’t seen his own furrery Taiior in a number of years.
It ain’t over ’til the fat guy repairs it.
Ah’m keepin’ this one in my furrery taiior folder.
It’s fat guy hunting season. Fat guy fur is in high demand these days.
Knights who say “Ni” want a shrubbery, but Fat Guy who says “Taiior” wants a furrery.
Just don’t give him one thin mint.
Fat and furrery for the finest fixin.
Oh no! It’s a rendering factory!
Yeah, I’m a furrery fat guy, so what?
At least I’m not prohibited from eating and drinking.
Our promise to keep you fat and furrery.
It uses the extinguisher on the burning furrery, or else it gets the hose again. 😛
Garfield and Jon Arbuckle, Gentleman Tailors
Wait, is this a KFC or a FurCon?
@Droll: Perhaps you mean the hand grenade?
CAUTION: In case of furry, please use the firrery extinguiisher
@Algernon. A fish in a fur coat.
In China, KFC = Kentucky Flied Cat.
This must be where Guy Fieri gets his sneakers repaired.
In case of furrery, please use the Fur Extinguisherrrr.
I almost have a fit when I crashed in my furrery; Fortunately “Fat Guy” Taiior is Shanghai’s best mechanic. Only con is he can’t ever have enough of his fried chicken.
The “Fat guy furrery taiior made” tuxedo doubles as a panda costume.
At least the repair’s good
That fat guy is going to be furrerious when he finds out how many English errors are on his sign.
in case of fat guy break glass and run to KFC
“Fat Guy furrery” should be “Bear” instead.
I like furrery Taiirors, such as Srreeping Brreuti and Cindderrera.
keep eating that fried chicken and we will keep letting out your costume fatty.
@ Lora: Good one!
What about the Fat Guy furrery Taiiors, Cinder Elephant, Sleeping Tubby, Snow Weight, and the Three Big Pigs?
Fat Guy, are you furrery, yo?
What?
He means ‘for real’?
Keepin’ the repairs real
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