Don’t get teste with me…

A lovely white juice from this exotic plant.

OMG, can’t we have any food or drink these days that doesn’t contain nuts? 😛

Tea-bagging at its finest.

Well, we know where they get the Kum.

I am guessing, it must be that bubble tea from a few weeks ago – suck my balls.

Shouldn’t that be ‘testis’?

Only one? I bet that hurt.

Kum here and teste me

I don’t swing that way.

A naked guy wraps himself up in syran wrap and walks into a psychiatrist office. He goes in to see the psychiatrist and The doctor says to him “I can clearly see you’re nuts.

If you keep doing that to my lovely teste, I will kum in your quat tea.

Kumquat Marmelade – Citrus Japonica – Yum!

It’s a really lovely teste that can kum a quat. I don’t know any guy who can even manage a pint!

Waiter, there’s a hair in my tea.

I’m wary of Japanese drinks. I once bought a can of Soy Drink. When I opened the can, I thought: “Isn’t that tricky? The Nips have managed to get the Soy seeds to float on top.”

No O! The damn thing was packed solid with soy seeds.

So much for quenching one’s thirst.

I’ll have a double.

My God . . . a half male fruit.
What happened to the other teste?

Kum Quat Tea.

The 63rd position in the Kama Sutra.

Speaking of testes. This bloke is visiting Spain. He sees on the menu of the Hotel Restaurant where he is staying – Spanish Sweetbreads. He thinks: “Why not?” and orders them. He gets these two huge things on a plate, that are absolutely delicious, and all he can eat. So too the next night, and the night after that. On the fourth night he orders the same. This time, he gets these two puny little things on the plate, that are barely a mouthful each. He quizzes the waiter about this. The waiter answers: ‘Eet is a veerrry sad day… Read more »

I got a lovely bunch of coconuts…

Unnatural fruits available on request

That’s just disgusting. Why would I want roasted rice in my green tea?!

they are not tested on animals

Freshly squeezed straight from the source!

They’ve got serious balls to put this in the menu.

At this time and age, some fruits just aren’t forbidden anymore.

Tea bags are fine; but the best restaurants use tea balls.

I’ll have the teste tea with extra kum, please.

Now I’m wondering about who that ‘natural fruit’ could be.

Bubble tea – you’re doing it wrong.

Quat or Squat ?

LGBT Premium Choice.

We call it “Cum-Twat” for short!

Apparently nobody knows what a kumquat is…

For those times when you want to drink something with balls!