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She hugs me.
She hugs me not.
She hugs me.
She hugs me not.
She hugs me…….
Lets sex instead
… because the ends of the sleeves are sewn into the pockets?
The sleves buckle in back.
All the girls I knew in high school were wearing that shirt.
– Let’s say No!
– No.
100% acrylic
0% felt
Let’s
Not!
Yes
Have some Kum Quat Tea with natural teste!
No, I’m giving you Poo of beef
if ( ‘Hug’ ) {
// Let’s not execute these statements if ‘Hug’ is TRUE
}
else if ( ‘No Hug’ ) {
// Let’s execute these statements if ‘No Hug’ is TRUE and
// ‘Hug’ is FALSE
}
No
Alright, who’s the wise ass that took a picture of my wife’s closet?
The moral of this story: always take a shower before hugging…
So, I assume a BJ is out of the question.
NO(1) BSD General Commands Manual
NAME
no — be repetitively negative
SYNOPSIS
no [expletive]
DESCRIPTION
no outputs expletive, or, by default, “no”, forever.
HISTORY
The no command appeared several girlfriends ago.
– Momy, can I , like, Hug yes?
sarcasm is made at here
the sweater is presenting a dialogue that depicts the fashion designer’s recent unreciprocated advances toward their cold, uninterested love interest.
Love is a many-splendored thing. Or maybe it isn’t.
Uhh. My wife usually says: “Hurry up.”
Which is usually an infallible way of making me last lots longer.
Mmmm. I wonder if she has a devious plan.
NO!
Let’s beer to make it a yes!
What we don’t need, is another PT.
That’s “Doctor No” to you.
Lets shag, yes?
ask your girlfriend’s doctor about aripiprazole
For people who always want to hug you when they have a cold.
Or maybe for for people who try to hug you when you have a cold.
A bear-hug ?
No.
A bi-polar bear hug ?
Yes. I mean, No.
@Chris: Oh my, the humour-challenged voters are out in force today! 😉
Is time for making of love, no?
Something just un-happied.
Of course, if it’s a she who’s proposing the hug . . .
Break up? Yes