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Sushi park comes in a roll
It’s my can. I’ll park it wherever I like.
We put you car in Ro7ary Sushi machine
Rotary sushi beat Rotary beads.
!! MAYBE !!
USA have South Park.
Japan have Sushi Park.
Customers who are rotating shouldn’t be driving cars anyway.
Sushi rotates regularly; parking varies randomly.
♫The train with the sushi goes round and round,
The bacteria in the sushi goes round and round,
The stomach of the customer goes round and round,
The water in the toilet goes round and round,
And it starts all over again.♪
I park my sushi wherever I damn well please.
Rotary sushi customer: !! NO !! angular velocity above 120 RPM.
Complimentary clonorchiasis, anisakiasis, and diphyllobothriasis, included.
Reference: Health risks of Sushi.
As for the parking….WELL FUGU!
The customer is always rotary.
Please park between the exclamation marks.
Are ya feeling lucky punk, well are ya?
I guess if I want digital sushi I’d better take the bus.
I hope they’re better at preparing blow-fish so it doesn’t kill you than they are at making signs.
Since you said NO, could I eat sushi elsewhere . . . like Revolving Sushi just opposite to you?
Rotarary customer, or tsundere sign?
Can I vote now?
Say NO to YES
I believe this sign is discriminating against whirling Dervishes who want to eat sushi.
!! MAYBE !!
CAN PARKING SOMEWHERE
Rotary = Bipolar?
Im going to wait out the “can not parking now” sign until I “can parking now”
!! ? !!
Park Obama says “Yes we can parking here!”
!! I not be understanding !!