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Documenting the Engrish phenomenon from East Asia and around the world!
Documenting the Engrish phenomenon from East Asia and around the world!
Engrish brings you happy with joy
This is where it all comes from
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Comes from the nuts
The reservoir is underneath
All your basis are belong to us.
The legends were true!
Source of the lambs, please?
Source = little Sour
No. I’m married to her and she doesn’t look anything like that.
Umami, where did I come from?
Blood – sauce of all troubles
This vat replenishes itself every 20 minutes from a pressurized vein of molton sauce deep within the earth’s crust.
Single Sauce for the global market
…and spring rolls come from a real spring.
Our Open Sauce allows the user/consumer access to codes/recipes
No worries . . . Authenticity guaranteed
Way better than the XO Estuary.
There are a Chinese man and a Chinese woman working at a restaurant, fall in love and get married.
On the wedding night, she cowers naked under the bed sheets as her husband undresses. He climbs in next to her and tries to be reassuring, “My darling, I know you are very nervous and very frighten. “ I promise you, I will give you anything you want, I do anything you want … What you want?”
“I want 69 ” she replies.
He looks at her very puzzled and says, “You want … Sweet & Sour Pork?”
Goes well with the anonymous fried bits of things.
Our open source is Linux compatable
The red (hat) version.
One does not simply order sweet and sour pork
Ponce de León once mistook this for the steam table of youth.
Sourcery … makes eternal life, turns lead to gold.
Mmm… Stesed source!
There lies around 50% of the Internet gentlemen…
Pray and take from this Source and you just might find yourself praying to the porcelain god…
Stop hunger at the Source!
Red sauce or blue sauce?