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This thing is killing me
“I pulled back on the coking handle and next thing I know my pacemaker goes berzerk, making this crazy clicking sound. In short, I want my money back.”
Platoon, pull back to the station!
You heart me!
Click sound? I heart attack!
Pewpew!
If your heart makes a click sound, you know you’ve been coking too much.
If I learn how to shot, does that mean I already?
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Si vis pacemaker para bellum
Pull back to the station. This is how you train your gun on the target.
WARNING: Clicking and shooting sounds without permission is prohibited
If you shoot off your coking handle, a loud sound will surely be heart
I don’t drink Coke. My gun has a beering handle.
ARGH! My heard! I’ve been shooted.
I heart coking.
From an All Kinda training manual.
Sounds like a police gun training manual. They better watch out for the coke dealers, or they will have to pull out to the station.
How to shot:
1. Pour liquor into shot glass
2. Pull shot glass
3. Repeat steps 1-2 until a breaking glass sound is heart
4. Pull back to the station and wait until train conductor wakes you from drunken stupor.
How do I shot pistol?
Place firmly against head, pull trigger until hear click sound. Congratulations, you just shot your wad.
OK, so how do I shot web?
Whatever you do, do not ask these guys for a Coke.
The item emits intense electromagnetic radiation.
The click sound is your pacemaker chucking it in.
how to do drugs, as explained by charlie sheen
Quit coking off! were puling back into the gas station and someone might see you! What is that clicking sound, are you shooting blanks again?
Quit coking off! were puling back into the gas station and someone might see you! What is that clicking sound, are you shooting blanks again?
But is it web?
When he was cocking me, I heard his heart click, and then BANG, he’s gong!
How to NOT shot: put the gun down and pull back to the station!
A shot to the heart!
….until a click sound is HEARD(not heart)
..until_sound is heard
Point and click.
Make sure you practice at the shotting range
Must heart guns.
“Guns are dangerous, perhaps we should pay for a proper english translation.”
“Nah, they can figure it out by trial and error.”
“Don’t come any closer, man! I’ve got a gun and I’m pulling back on the coking handle! You heart that click sound?…I SAID DON’T COME ANY CLOSER! I’VE GOT A GUN AND I’M NOT AFRAID TO PULL BACK TO THE STATION!”
the shot heart around the world
It pulls the cocking mechanism out of the basket!
…next thing ya know, my heart is making click click click sounds! I had to pull to the hospital 2 times because my heart stopped 2 times! I need my money back
…next thing ya know, my heart is making click click click sounds! I had to pull to the hospital 2 times because my heart stopped 2 times! I need my money back
Choo Choo!