Manpons also on sale…

So they aren’t edible then

Incontinently speaking

Touch it. Please. Hold on to the passion.

Is that a beating heart in your panties or are you just glad to see me?

I’m just a heart attack away One more word could make it happy I can reach the other side if I hold on to Engrish.

Men’s disposable panties hold a lot of things but I don’t think passion is one of them.

If we tie all these disposable panties together, maybe we can make a rope and reach the other side.

If one touch can make it happen, you definitely need disposable pants!

Looks like periods are disposable as well

Reach the other side of WHAT? I don’t think I like where this is going.

We’re just a penis beat away from using these as a contraceptive.

The only disposable undergarment with the Jim Morrison Seal of Approval.

CAUTION: Pee inside

Yo, yo, yo! Hold onto THIS! Know what I’m sayin’?

@MICKEYGREENEYES: Penis beating doesn’t usually need a contraceptive. 😛

It certainly makes my Saturday nights easier. One touch, ah, easy as a heart beat!

[Contains nuts]

Yeah, I guess we know who wears the panties in our family…

Best Damn Panties Period!

This is the best reason I know for getting your panties in a bunch.

76-84 cm….hmm. that’s LONG enough!

-dad?
-yes, junior?
-have you ever… gotten that not-so-fresh feeling?

This could be a great idea after the seafood menu.

As they say, “many a warm Irish heart beats under a Scottish kilt”. And may well wear these panties.

@BFC. You really are a big boy. Aren’t you?

There once was a man named Knox,
Who bought some disposable jocks,
The fitted quite tight,
And the price was all right,
But they bloody near pulverised his rocks.

It’s the lyrics to a song called “Only A Heartbeat Away”.

http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/vixen/onlyaheartbeataway.html

Shouldn’t they be called “Manties”?

@droll not troll: Depends on how messy you are!

@jjhitt. You beat me to the Break on Through to the Other Side reference. Damn.

Am I the only one who read the homosexual undertones here?

“We’re just a heartbeat away. One touch could make it happen. We can reach the other side if we hold on to the passion.”

Now, if that’s true, why do they have to be disposable?

Ohhh…

Yeah, a ‘heart’ beat…

Construction sites keep these on hand in case a worker shows up in a utili-kilt.

We all know Asians have tiny hearts.

Translator must have been playing too many eroges