I am sure that.

please oven

best buy assured

Fresh AND frozen?

Somehow, I don’t think you completely.

Green health? Is this a Vulcan supermarket?

– One eating. And two of that eatings, please.

Best before eating the

♪ Is this the real food?
Is this just fantasy? ♪

What is today’s date?
Actually, it’s a fig.

Available now in the COUNTRY OF ORIGIN section of your grocery store.

Found at a supermarket at Fukushima. guaranteed radiation free.

“He must have died while dictating it.”
Although it doesn’t actually say “Aaaargh” at the end.

@Seventy2rd: Fresh Icicles!

I hate it when I’m reading a sign and then suddenly.

Just when I thought it was safe, the

Eating is safe. Not eating can seriously damage your health.

They just proved that drinking.

Naww, lead and asbestos are good for you!

for when speed dating doesn’t work

At least it wasn’t a man date.

Sex isn’t bad for you. Alimony is.

As the prostitute said when one of her older customers died “on the job” as they say.

“I thought he was coming, but he was going.”

Distribution date: two months ago.
Expiration date: yesterday.
Rest assured that eating

After the NATO conference we will all go and get peaced.

Is a “distribution date” an euphemism for a homosexual gangbang?

Distribution dating sites ensure that!

Excuse me, Squire, but eating WHAT? Know what I mean? Know what I mean? Nudge, nudge, grin, grin, wink, wink. Say no more! A nod’s as good as a wink to a blind bat, eh, Squire? Whoa, eh? Who-oah, eh? Say no More!

If products pass distribution date, then the frozen foods start polluting the shop. Then the shop will explode the polluted chicken cubes, waking the sleeping grass.

The concept of time is relative, and has no meaning to us. Health is green though

Turn stove to temperature.

I’m so glad it’s pollution free, for a minute there I.

@ iLock: iCicles? 😉

@Seventy2rd: Fresh iCicles straight from my iCe cave!

Dat eating!