In case of bank fire…

It’s not appropriate..

No stealing either

In case of fire.

Butt carefully extinguish

But you make it way too easy.

It’s a nice little fire apparatus you have here. It would be a real shame if any thing would happen to it, ya know?

In my country we use hand grenades.

It leaves the extinguisher on the floor or else it gets the hose again.

In case of theft, break fingers.

WARNING: In case of fire, God forbid the caption

Hmmm. Looks like one third of the fire apparatus has already been embezzled.

I fear Madoff would gleefully ignore this sign.

If you get caught, it will extinguish your whole career.

I’ll try to distinguish it

Warning:
When you are leaving, our inspectors will check by saying, “Liar, liar, pants on fire!”

Anyone caught embezzling fire apparatus will be immediately put out.

For when your money is burning a hole in your pocket.

Forbid to sell on Ebay, no reserve.

They are not full of dry powder like you may think.

but if I siphon off the expellant little by little , you’ll never notice!
And then I just be rolling in the Monoammonium phosphate, Sodium bicarbonate, and even some Alcohol-resistant aqueous film forming foams!

If you try to lift one, you will find it incredibly heavy.
Assumptions: 1. It is full of lead.
2. It is full of depleted Plutonium (atomic waste 1.7 times heavier than lead)
3. It is full of gold dust.

None of the above, are much use in putting out fires.

TGIF stands for “throw grenade in fire.”

You will need one of these for your backside, after eating our Chilli Chicken

Oh. I thought TGIF = Tofu Generates Incessant Farts.

And don’t extort the firefighting building!

Thank God It’s Fire!

Two more fire extinguishers and I’ll be rich!

Fire grenade relateed corruption is a serious issue in the china.