Half rotten, too
Photo courtesy of Maya Yampolsky.
Found in Toronto Chinatown.
(115 votes, average: 4.20 out of 5)
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Just an old boiler
Schrodinger’s Poultry.
Warning: chicken may suffer from midlife crisis.
Half old, half chicken.
Said the chicken:
I’m not middle aged I’m half old!
But I guess I’m no spring chicken either.
Looks half baked to me.
He kept telling us he wasn’t that old, but his idol was Foghorn Leghorn.
50% chicken, 50% undetermined.
Who wants a cock that’s so old it can only get a semi? 😛
for making half-assed chicken chow mein
Heavyly discounted chicken from a sidewalk sale outside a whorehouse in Toronto
Can I get the young half?
NOTE: Buy half-old chicken, get two-old chicken for free!
I’ve got half a mind to buy one.
Somebody found away to hatch those 1000-year-old eggs.
Wow! they’re getting serious about those “truth in labeling” laws….
The half old chicken wasn’t fast any more, it was just half fast.
So is this chicken underage or not? (5.99 will get you twenty.)
Best before: Half young
@Dervrak:
But what they’re missing out on is one of these words:
Day, week, month.
It makes a lot of difference….they’re not as honest as you might think!
Those sneaky, cheeky chicken vendors….
So the chicken is rude, but not unreasonable.
– How old is the chicken?
– Younger than half old!
Sounds like half a load of hot cock to me.
Is your chicken half empty or half full?
Q. Why did the part chicken cross the road.
A. Because it wanted to get to its halfie on the other side.
The chicken is “half old?
Yes. It expired at 0800 this morning.
“I knew Colonel Sanders when he was just a private”!
The other half is young
At least it’s not half young….