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Cold cows rule the west OK!
Waiter: “What kind of rice do you want with your curry chicken?”
Me: “I’ll leave that up to the chicken.”
… Without warning Asmodean went on the offensive, his blade a blur as he executed the courtier taps his fan, nearly slicing Rand shoulder. Rand desperately countered with the pig picks the older brother a cloth, forcing the Forsaken back a step, then two…
For all picky types: Onion pigs ahead!
Curry up, Chicken!
Curry rock sounds bad enough. I won’t even ask where they get the hind rice from.
The Big Ben in London ticks.
I didn’t know Adam Curry had opened a restaurant. (Any No Agenda listeners on the board? If so, ITM to you!)
The pigs and chickens seem too smart to use as food. I fear the food may contain cat.
Welcome to Pig Pick, Arkansas. The T-Bone of the United States.
The pickier the type, the currier the rice
All hail the pig of pigs!
Do they take special orders? I’m really in the mood for a big f’n chicken.
Can my brother have extra cloth with his order?
The cold cow in west is in “special grade”. Uh-huh. She goes to school on the short bus.
Waiter! My elder brother spilled some soup, can you pick him a cloth?
I don’t know what it is, but it’s big, it’s in London and it’s pickin’.
This little piggy picks black picks, this little piggy picks onions, this little piggy picked Milan, this little piggy picked the elder brother a cloth, and this little piggy went wee-wee-wee all the way to Shanghai!
When it comes to Chinese food, these folks are more picky eaters than the Seven Dwarves.
The Wicked Cow of the West picks you and your little dog.
The Chinese are pretty open with their opinion of the USA.
I wonder who all the pricks who designed this menu were?
Another Big Foot in London?
The pig picks the elder Brother a cloth.
Life in the Monastery!
Hey.. where’s Johnnytbone ?
– Three text curry, please.
– No privates, Sir?
Now I have The Farmer In the Dell going through my head.
The cold cow of the west, seeks not the black pig of the picks.
Cows with guns.
Pigs with picks.
The vanilla mutton chops.
VIVA LA REVOLUCION!
Pick me!
I bought Italian Vanilla Mutton Chop’s Album on iTunes. Not bad…
This little piggy picks its privates.
Who’s big in London and picks? John Dowling, Ed Hicks, Dick Smith….. You choose!
How does the curry chicken choose the rice when it’s already dead is what I want to know…
Son Rice: “Dad, the curry chicken didn’t even pick me for the menu!”
Dad Rice: “Well he just sounds rude and unreasonable”
The Big f**in’ London picks
The pick the pig and the picks.
Do you know, the onions pig, the onions pig, the onions pig…
The pig of picks, likes big f–f-in curried chicks,
He cold the cow, the cloth say WOW!
While elder brother say STOPS!!!
the curry rat picks the cheese
There are a lot of racial and ethnic stereotypes in the “Pick type” column. Black pigs, cold cows of west, Milan pigs, T-bones of the United States, Italian muttonchops, big Hs in London…they must not have the ACLU in China!