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Is that an order!
Maybe. Is it OK if I enjoy someone else?
We have ways of making you have fun!!
Could you, would you in a box? With a fox? In a boat with a goat?
Must I Be Satisfied!!
Picture yourself here.
Enjoyment will begin in 5, 4, 3, …
Enjoy the museum!!!
You’re killing your mother!!!!
Could you please just enjoy yourself for once??!! God, the hours of agony I went through to give birth to you, you ungrateful scum!
Could I already enjoyed myself at home.
PS: Just checking. Because if you do, you will be punished!
And you can keep your hands to yourslf
In a memorial museum? Probably not.
Could you give me an explanation of the exclamation!!
Or get the hell out!
Ok! Just this once though. I’m tired of shaving my hands.
Got booze and hookers? Then O.K.
In memory of all the wankers of the world.
I probably could enjoy myself, if you asked nicely instead.
Of course, just give me some lube.
Are you not entertained!
It depends: does your museum have cool giant dinosaur fossils, or creepy statues of what look like dismembered nudists?
Their house is a museum,
When people come and see ’em,
They really are a screa-um,
The Ryoma Family *snap snap*
Enjoy yourself. But don’t try enjoying Sakamoto Ryoma, who carried a sharp sword.
Don’t pressure me !
Would you at least try to look happy.
It kinda depends on what Sakamoto Ryoma looks like.
Are we having fun yet?
@ Marum, its “looked like”. He is kind of dead
I tried, but my hand is sore.
(Wow. I didn’t realize Jerry Stiller’s character on Seinfeld was so divisive.)
@Joshua Thanks mate. I’m not really into necrophilia. :P:
Could I BE enjoying myself any more?
Don’t tell me what to do !!