I love the smell of Kinokawa cock in the morning…

After the grass fire, it can only be sold in the morning with a discount.

Does it come with a side of balls?

Please do not aim Kinokawa cock at other customers.

I prefer the Evening Premium Tokyo Chickens. They taste better.

My kinokawa cock isn’t firing

Kinokawa Discount Cock really will save you money!

I’ve heard of grass fires and forest fires, but this is a new one.

Order this at Denny’s and see what they bring you.

The donor was a stand-in for Steve-O.

Served up by Lorena Bobbit.

Hey, what happened? Is Algernon on vacation?

Thank God I can finally get cock at a lower price!

I’m a meat and potatoes man myself

New from the Morning Wood restaurant.

Looks like the early-bird special today is burnt grass.

At first glance I read “The morning DISMOUNTED Kinokawa cock”. Needless to say, very appropriate.

Sounds like a load of hot cock to me.

DANGER: Cock + burnt grass may cause pregnancy.

The last time I tried to burn some grass, I incinerated my mower.

Testes best at nine o’cock in the morning

Mourning rituals…

Always keep your spicy grass cocked and ready to fire.

Kilgore: I love the smell of cock firing in the morning!

how can it be spicy in the morning after a one night stand?

For some reason the image of street vendors waving dildos at passing American tourists shouting “one dolla! one dolla!” popped into my head.

In Brissie, this dickhead was doing a Fijian Fire Dance, normally done by pre-pubescent boys.

He found out why.

He set HIS grass on fire.

The cook has a many-splendored thing

Certainly a cock-roll…

Cock is a dish best served spicy