Kitchen Field

The home run isn’t that wonderful at all.

Son, we’ll have chicken meat in your juice, let’s wonderful!!!

Scene from ‘Cow and Kitchen’

A kitchen in a field, where sunny side up is literal.

Now the chicken can tell everyone that one of her children was in Grease.

Family, It’s what’s for dinner.

Chicken in the Kitchen – Let’s recipe to prepare foods:

1. Have a chicken
2. It gives him the egg birth and carefully breaks
3. Puts water once more ebullition
4. Care to join a scene chicken egg the hotplate burns
5. Steak a chicken

Matters needs attention: it enjoys wonderfully the, and happy!

Lesser known than Pol Pot’s genocide of the Killing Fields, we have here Blue Pot’s Kitchen Field.

– Sweetie, would you help me in the kitchen for a moment? We have run out of eggs.

Throw it anywhere you like

“So I’ll sacrifice my son myself!” said the Little Red Chicken Abraham.
And he did.

Must be the skillet used for this: (click my name)

♪ ♫
Let’s get out in that kitchen field and rattle those pots and pans.
We’ll cook the children ’cause I’m a hungry man. ♪ ♫

Who died first, the chicken or the egg?

Son, how do you like your brother: scrambled, poached or sunnyside up?

Hannibal the Chicken

Is it a frisbee or a land mine?

@BTU. It’s not a mine. It must a be yours.

Let’s skillet with fire!

It’s the God of the chickens!

Our new range of Claymore Mines come in three designer colours:

Battlefield Blue.
Taliban Tangerine.
Haemoglobin Red.

I couldn’t imagine that cooked Skeet would be all that tasty. No matter what colour.

…And soon after their bloody victory the warrior savages of Cocknan the Cluckarian drew the skillets among the spoils of kitchen and fried the unborn offspring of their enemies, following his example.

Putting the writing on the bottom of a frying pan, makes about as much sense as putting advertising on the outside of airline sick-bags. No one is going to look at it.

With airliner sick-bags ,if they put the advertising on the inside, one could read it whilst they are chundering.

@Lollerskate. I think you have read too many of the Conan series of novels. They have buckled thy brain.:)

Q. Why did the Frying Pan cross the road?

A. To get to the tar side.

Well. If you believe the Bible, the chicken came first. Not the egg. For the first chicken was created by God. Kalib hu Akbar.

More like “Let’s wonderful Cannable scene.”

If it’s not a fertilized egg she’s frying, that’s okay, right? …Right??

@Marum: Grazie for a the mine!

oh pipe down son; 1) chicken soup is good for a cold, 2) it’s nobody we know

Loks like Mama Chick is about to push Little Chick to join it’s sizzlin’ sibbling.

The one child policy in China is still going strong!

He was a bad egg.

Such a heroic sacrifice… *eats the omelette*