That’s why there’s so many…

Where else will you find a better chance to get into somebody else’s pants?

I suspected those funny T-shirts are genetically modified

Our specialty: Crossbreed clothing for crossdressers

Suppose if they’re used they know how reproduce.

These poodle skirts are stuck together and I only want one of them.

21:00 – NOW WE OPEN
21:01 – NOW WE DON’T

What’s 10% of 9pm anyway? 😕

That explains why you can hear all those pants.

@ Droll not Troll: 0.9pm!

Watch out for labels that say DO NOT WASH. DRY HUMP ONLY.

The highest grade cloth you have never used

Go fourth-hand and multiply.

The latest sex show in Japan. See the 9:00pm show it’s cheaper and the pants are loose.

And I thought it was just coat hangers.

They prey on socks, attacking them when they separate from the pair, bringing them down & quickly consuming them within the duration of a wash+dry cycle.

(Dang! I missed reading the original caption! Doh!)

Buy three, get 21:00 for free!

@DnT & 72rd. Actually. 10% of 2100hrs = 2.1hrs.

Whatever that means.

Anyone else notice Mr. Saturn from Mother/Earthbound on the board behind the “breed” sign? 🙂

“HERE, COME BREED YOU OLD CLOTHES! BOING! MR. SATURN HELP GET YOU NEW CLOTHES! DING DING! ALL HERE NAME MR. SATURN SO NO CAN BREED EACH OTHER! NO WEAR CLOTHING EITHER! BOING! PAY MR. SATURN TO BREED CLOTHING?! OH, YOU THANK!!!”

New arrival: Abused clothing seeds from Exploiter Farm

Ask about our ‘Oral Socks Special’

@Dnt: You get 10% at 9:00pm and 9:00pm only.
Discounts for an entire minute! 🙂