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Mind you you can’t stick it in a round hole
The Pod People are trying different shapes. Don’t go to sleep!
Satisfied² !
ƒ {square} – ƒ {you}
They may take our lives, but they’ll never take our f-SQUARE!
CAUTION: Handle with square
Oh no. It’s the body snatchers again….
You don’t like crazy music.
You don’t like rockin’ bands.
You just satisfy with my life,
And sit there having good time.
You’re so square.
Baby, I don’t care.
— Buddy Horry
f-square will watch silently from a corner of your car while you are having a good time at the drive-in. And it will be satisfied.
The enrichment center reminds you that your companion square cannot speak.
Please ƒollow me on ƒacebook!
Can I sacrifice another life to satisfy the Square instead of my own life?
– What’s wrong, darling – is everything all right? Some bad news about your missing brother? Oh, no… it’s the square, isn’t it?
Happy Fun Ball’s mortal enemy.
It will be satisfied with your life or it gets the hose again.
f-square has low standards.
Whew! If a chunk of paper can be satisfied with my life, there’s no need for me to change! Take that, nagging spouse!
Unlike your last date, f-square is perfectly satisfied with your studio apartment and your 2002 PT Cruiser
If your life is not spared, it will be squared.
♫It’s hip to be…
okay, sorry, no, I’m not doing that.
I’m imagining f-Square draining my soul like Shang Tsung in Mortal Kombat.
Money back if it is not entirely satisfied with you
There are two options: It will be satisfied or it will become a triangle.
@algernon. I could have one hell of a lot of fun trying though.
Shows you what two triangles can do, when they are united
TRIANGLES UNITE!!
DOWN WITH DODECAHEDRONS.
In Japan, square smells YOU!
The product that owns you!
I’m sick of these squares thinking that they own my life, man!
A cube is a square with depth man.
CAUTION: Does not enable user to fly.
I’LL GET SQUARE WITH YOU!
Tsquares are so passe, use an Fsquare for more exciting building.
In Communist Russia all buildings are built using Fsquares.
Which may explain something.
f-SQUARE could give you some new angles on life, right?
Goddard Bolt needs this!
Remember the name of that movie? 😉
And I thought a lover’s triangle was something.
Square really is the top of cool shape! https://engrish.com/2001/07/top-of-cool/
Amid the rampant media speculation over the Facebook Phone, the launch of the Foursquare phone was largely overlooked.
Who the hell be square and why he no get his own life? No good if square take over life, it will not be a happy time.
Such an easy square to please. Welcome to my life, now drop your pants.