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Can’t trust these sparkies can you
At least they put plastic on this one
Another victim of the bad economy.
Or else, it goes on vacation
NOTICE: When leave room card into the power-box, it incessantly wait for this Notice.
This notice brought to you by the labor union of incessant power-boxes.
If you incessantly the whole power supply, it would be immediately notice.
Incessant Power to the People
I hate all of these incessant workplace power struggles.
I hope the power supply’s unemployment insurance is current.
If you build it, they won’t come.
Please ignoring this notice.
Shutdown instructions for HAL-9000 system unit.
Incessant Power Company: When you’re in the dark, we’re out of work.
I’ll see the union about this.
POWER TO THE PEOPLE!
Out with the aristocracy.
We have wired up your room card for your inconvenience.
By the way. We have also wired up your toilet. But you won’t notice until you peeeeeeeeeeeeee in it.
Go ahead! Pull your room card out of this power box. We dare you.
When the maiden saveth not the oil.
‘Tis then that the Emperor trims the wick.
NOTE: To test the power supply, try to turn on the lamb
@72rd. No thanks I am not a Kiwi. By the way. Do you know all NZ. sheep are called “Marty”.
We apologize for the power cu-ts.
Same as ‘Bruce’ with Australians – a great way to avoid confusion!
Edit: above @ Marum
In case of power failure, it is out of work.
…
In case of night, sun don’t shine.
Another fine product from the folks at Obvi, who brought you the “Portable When Carried” CD Case.
I don’t understand it. Maybe I can get my money back on my EE degree.
Are they saying they just invented the Scouter, or is it just me?
This incessantly sign is out of work. Unless it has job. Then it is work.