“Nailpolish remover” that simply removes the nail.

“Nailpolish remover” that simply removes the nail.

posted on 22 Apr 2013 in Chinglish

Photo courtesy of Tony Thompson.
Variation of this set posted here previously.

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JohnZ
JohnZ
9 years ago

You can find it in our shelves right next to the russian roulette set.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

R2D2 reparature set?

J-Luke
J-Luke
9 years ago

Remove your callus in Chinese style…

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
9 years ago

Manicure? Screw that!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

Too bad there’s only one screwdriver – a strong anesthetic is always welcome

J-Luke
J-Luke
9 years ago

In other words: when you’re in a pinch you are screwed, because you couldn’t cut it.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
9 years ago

The perfect manicure set for the torture chamber

Sparky
Sparky
9 years ago

Thats a hard way to get nailed.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

Finally I can fix my lamb

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

Liyu Manicure Set: Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

Is “Luyi” Chinese for “stumpy” ?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
9 years ago

The emphasis is on “manic”…

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
9 years ago

This is for manicures? Come on, pull the other one!

iLock
iLock
9 years ago

Marketed by Admiral General Aladeen.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
9 years ago

Their cookery set includes a machete, a flame thrower and a concrete mixer.

DrLex
DrLex
9 years ago

Manicure set for the Cyberdyne Systems Model 101.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

The ‘lip & eye remover’ is a thing of the past!

iLock
iLock
9 years ago

Found in the Health and Brutality section.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

Now, who needs the Spanish Inquisition?

Tong
Tong
9 years ago

All residents of Guantanamo Bay get their sets free.

iLock
iLock
9 years ago

The builders’ set lets you build a house with ease
featuring nail scissors an emery board, nail polish remover
and cotton balls.

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
9 years ago

Buy 2 and receive a free Black & Decker Brazilian brushcutter

iLock
iLock
9 years ago

Sadism & Manicurism

Algernon
Algernon
9 years ago

Looks more for the removal of nails than care

iLock
iLock
9 years ago

I wouldn’t be surprised seeing these in stores here soon.
We just had the gay marriage bill passed in New Zealand.
Given Liyu’s crude nature they will probably market them
towards the ‘butch types’.
‘Buy your Anniversary gift from Liyu!’

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

Where’s the hammer?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

CAUTION: It may produce small parts, not suitable for children and mischievous cook

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
9 years ago

No doubt Jax is the store manager!

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
9 years ago

I sure don’t want to see the pedicure set.

Lora
Lora
9 years ago

I guess one way to break a nail-biting habit is to remove them…

Marum
Marum
9 years ago

Approved by Chairman Mao.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
9 years ago

Found in the Ministry of State Security commissary.

Marum
Marum
9 years ago

STRUTH! in advertising

Marum
Marum
9 years ago

Also makes children eat Broccoli.

Marum
Marum
9 years ago

Jaqckie Onassis used this to get the Callus off Aristotle’s male part.

Marum
Marum
9 years ago

Edit = Jackie

Marum
Marum
9 years ago

Highly recommended by Torquemada.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

For all Nine Inch Nails fans

GwydionM
9 years ago

Made in China. Intended for the Mordor market.

Garst
9 years ago

This is why you go to the Koreans for manicures!

davonblr
davonblr
9 years ago

If that’s the manicure set, I’d hate to see the shaving kit!

RT
RT
9 years ago

also try our new facial kit. includes blowtorch, serrated butterfly knife and highly concentrated acid.

RT
RT
9 years ago

hi, i’m bob vila, and today we will showing you how to perform a manicure

kateybaby
kateybaby
9 years ago

For all of your ingrown and curling nail needs.

iLock
iLock
9 years ago

In the Hair-care aisle you can find a wonderful new
range of Fear-dryers and Operant Conditioners.

smzkty
smzkty
9 years ago

For robots…

Mark From Oakville
Mark From Oakville
9 years ago

CIA Manicure set

emily
emily
9 years ago

@jjhitt, the hammer is in the hairdressing set !

NeoRage
NeoRage
9 years ago

The Chinese mistakenly thought the SAW movies were beauty training lessons.

Hugh Jass
Hugh Jass
9 years ago

for all those robots with nail disorders

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