This shirt has been around

Nature: the final frontier. These are the voyages of the exorbitant T-shirt. Its five-year mission: to explore strange new bodies, to seek out new washing machines and tumble dryers, to boldly go where no shirt has gone before.

Really this shirt is over the top.

The famous musical shirt, soon to give its first concert at Carnegie Hall.

This label is so full of shirt!

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Power / nature: Made of 120W Lamp’s Wool

The shirt is more famous than its owner

Hand Wash for Glory!

What kind of player? A football player? A violin player? A poker player?
And how can he be worldly famous and denied at the same time???

That’s MISTER tee shirt, sucka!

Wuzzup, play-uh?!

Just so no to drugs.

50% Polyester, 50% exorbitant.

New super-exorbitant fabric, designed to soak up money.

Look, I just wanted to know if I can put it in the dryer!

The exorbitant must be denied before head in the clouds

Fabric fundamentalism is turning out to be a global problem.

Yes, power over nature does indeed require large capital investments.

@Jim_S: Only if it hasn’t been there before, apparently. 😉

We’re heading for something, somewhere I’ve never gone before, where no man has ever gone before [Star Treck soundtrack playing in the backround].

”We’re heading for something, somewhere I’ve never gone before.”
Works with everything!

“My wife said take me take me someplace I’ve never been before, so I took her to the kitchen”

My wife wanted a sports car. I didn’t want to spend so much money.

She said: OK! As long as it goes from zerio to 100K in under six seconds.

So I bought her a set of bathroom scales.

Look Tojo! I’m only a clothes moth.

And I’m very hungry. I’ve been locked up in Cher’s wardrobe for the last year.

This shirt rambles on like our politicians.

1. Wrap shirt around neck
2. Pull tight.
3. Strangle carefully.

Bullshirt!

Lieutenant U’huru. Take me some place, where no man has gone before.

Haven’t been there, haven’t done that, can’t afford the t-shirt.

Or behind for that matter.

Manufactured in Shangri-La.

We’re heading for Hollywood, Famous Player.

Let’s warm dryer cycle!

You mean, this shirt is going to go places!

And I thought RS lessons were bad!

‘It’ is denied by all but one brave tribe. ‘My eyes… my eyes…’

Thats the power of Love (Celine Dion)