Finally I have been recognized!

Finally I have been recognized!

posted on 17 Mar 2013 in Chinglish

Photo courtesy of Parker Eldredge.
Found above urinals at Beijing Airport. 

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Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

I’d be worried more about the blind brown trouts

Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

As long as you don’t go swimming in the urinal

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

From the high diving board.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

Look, Ma, no hands!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Swim and Must Know at Pee

iLock
iLock
10 years ago

Transitive verb sentences you are the best!
If only you could hear me…

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Please only pee here or I will not talk to you anymore

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

Urine the Guinness Book of Records.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

No ”Silence of the Pools”?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

Hey, you’re the guy who puts the “P” in pool!

iLock
iLock
10 years ago

Swimming in the urinal you are cramped

(picture of person swimming in normal pool)

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

I’m much better at toilet bowling

iLock
iLock
10 years ago

♫ Urinating into the pool you are the best…arouuund!
Nothing’s ever gonna keep you down!!
you’re the best…arouuund!
Nothing’s ever gonna keep you down!! ♫

WorrierPrincess
WorrierPrincess
10 years ago

Why, thank you. I’ll be signing autographs later, in the snow.

Sparky
Sparky
10 years ago

I know i was doing this right!

Sparky
Sparky
10 years ago

Aim for the target!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Can I swim first?

FRANK BURNS
FRANK BURNS
10 years ago

Was thinking of turning pro. Now all I need is a good beer sponsor.

JonnyTBone
JonnyTBone
10 years ago

Aw Shucks!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Ah, I thought you wanted to talk about swimming in the poo!?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

It’s the Urine Shrimp!

Pectolatra
Pectolatra
10 years ago

Thank goodness urinals can’t talk. It would be seriously disgusting to hear it telling its routine.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

@Pectolatra: Urinals are bashful about that kind of thing anyway. You can tell by the way they get flushed when it happens. 😛

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

I normally don’t talk to urinals, but let me tell you something: You’re full of crap!

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

‘If you are reading this, you are peeing on your shoe.”

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
10 years ago

I think that’s just the beer talking.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

Step up closer Chang old chap. It’s not that bloody long.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

Uhh? Did you say the Guiness Book of Retards?

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

I think I know why the Huang He is called The Yellow River. If you have the better part of 1.4 billion people peeing into it, what other colour options do you have?

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
10 years ago

You’re so good at hitting the swimming pool. Let’s see if you can kick it up to the next level and hit the urinal. It is OK to stand close to start with.

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
10 years ago

Don’t try this at home, kids! Stunt peeing is only for trained professionals.

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
10 years ago

Smile. This is going on Youtube.

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
10 years ago

Most people aren’t too comfortable with being stalked into a urinals by Miss Manners.

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
10 years ago

No, wait. I’ll let you finish up before applauding your technique.

Lora
Lora
10 years ago

Relive the day when your parents thought you were the best when you were finally toilet trained with our electronic talking U-R Great Urinals! Also available as Praising Potties in the lady’s room.

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
10 years ago

Next heat: freestyle urination. The Pabst team are perennial favorites.

Wax Frog
Wax Frog
10 years ago

I’m a big fan of incontinence.

Bob T
Bob T
10 years ago

From way over here?

iLock
iLock
10 years ago

Urine over your head, don’t drown.

KBurchfiel
KBurchfiel
10 years ago

My best crack at a translation: “This is what I have always wanted to tell you: [by] peeing into the pool [of water] you are the most civilized”; alternately the end might go, “pee into the pool of water, you had better be civilized.” Anyone with better Chinese than me want to take a crack at it?

Jay
Jay
10 years ago

I’m the best? No, let’s not turn this into some sort of pissing contest.

DragonLady
DragonLady
10 years ago

Be meillow & yellow.

DragonLady
DragonLady
10 years ago

Be mellow & yellow.

ngyonghan@yahoo.com
ngyonghan@yahoo.com
10 years ago

“Simply the best!” 😀

Chris
Chris
10 years ago

He looks like a real whiz kid.

Nonsuch Ned
Nonsuch Ned
10 years ago

Cue The Karate Kid music.

Chuck
Chuck
10 years ago

You’re Number One in our books !!

Chuck
Chuck
10 years ago

We aim to please.

You should aim, too, please.

me
me
10 years ago

…and to think the French for swimming pool is piscine (pee-sine)!

RT
RT
10 years ago

daniel-san, show me number one

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