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LAPD at a gas station perhaps.
I… h-happy the photo, Greg! *hic*
Knights in Red Motev
Never hazing 1987
Fights out forever
With a Shining Heart Frotro
(To the tune of Knights in White Satin.)
Photogreghic sound to go well with Photogretaburp
Do you sound luckyll, punk?
He had the time and he had the motev, but…. photogreghs or it didn’t happen.
Though I admit my memories of 1987 are hazy at best.
Forget Photoshop.
Photogregic and Photobagarup is the way to go.
Ah Kitune. If you have the time I have the motev.
Photogregic? I give you some love?
I know! It’s software for making your own Porno Movies, in the comfort and privacy of your own home.
Don’t photogrape me!
1987 was a good road.
Frotro Shining Organ Doner
These must be a summary of the great adventures of Frotro Baggins.
The Engrish remake of The Warriors movie.
Our love cameras make you look more like Greg.
I should have stayed at the hotev.
@jjhitt: I’ve always been suspicious of what they put in those kebabs! 😛
A trotro is a minivan used in Ghanaian public transit, so… a frotro only accepts passengers with big hair?
Even though I bravely fought time, I couldn’t make 1987 last forever. 🙁
The silver lining is that I gave Kylie Minogue the drafts for “I Should Be So Lucky”. 🙂
This sound better be good
She’s photogreghic.
Like six miles of bad road.
By the way, the bridge is out too.
Bad haiku.
Sounds like pornogreghic.
Is the photogreph good or bed?
Tag line for the new Doctor Who movie.
I hope they’re not talking about Fight Club.
Photogreg*hic*
♫♫♪♪♫
I take pictures
Photofarthic pictures
Red haze, dark well
Red haze, dark well
I said I’d wear this T-shirt
But I never got the size
And looking to the day
I mesmerize the haze
I take pictures
Photograpefruit pictures
Red haze, dark well
Red haze, dark well
♫♪
Red Motev? I stayed there in Moscow in 1987.
-You sound be so lucky today madam!
-Yes, I’m waiting for my frotro shining heart