We’ve had a few ‘accidents’…

We’ve had a few ‘accidents’…

posted on 4 Feb 2013 in Chinglish, Signs

Photo courtesy of Mike Simpson.
Found at mall in Nachang, Jiangxi, China. 

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Algernon
Algernon
11 years ago

Just dying to find some.

DrLex
DrLex
11 years ago

According to the icon, killer littering is peeing from the railing of an upper floor.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

Litter killer will be fine

DrLex
DrLex
11 years ago

Please dispose of bodies and body parts in the appropriate bins.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
11 years ago

Pregnant tigers must be left outside.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
11 years ago

Just cut it out!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
11 years ago

Honest, officer, that soda bottle committed suicide!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

Luckily, there’s plenty of time wasting left.

Pectolatra
Pectolatra
11 years ago

Seems legit. A dedicated killer never leaves a trace of his actions.

Pectolatra
Pectolatra
11 years ago

– What if I disobey? Are you going to kill me or what?!!
– Let me put it this way: we won’t litter. 😈

DrLex
DrLex
11 years ago

No kitty littering either.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

No fancy smorking, either?

davonblr
davonblr
11 years ago

Please, weapons outside. Ninjas no admittance.

jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

Thank you for shopping at Gacy’s.

jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

It’s puts the killer in the litter basket….

jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

Violators will never been seen or heard from again.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
11 years ago

Jerry Lee Lewis, this means YOU!

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
11 years ago

killer whales are excepted

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
11 years ago

The littering killer strikes again!

Classic Steve
11 years ago

Aw, but dropping things from a good height to kill people is a time-honored sport! …Isn’t it?

Chris
Chris
11 years ago

I’ve heard of strict anti litter laws, but this one is murder.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

I would literally die for just one little liter of litter

Nonsuch Ned
Nonsuch Ned
11 years ago

Mr. Dahmer, I believe you dropped this nose. Please dispose of it in the correct receptacle.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
11 years ago

The Manson family came through here and we were cleaning up for weeks. Bloody awful it was.

Sparky
Sparky
11 years ago

But I washed my hands!

GwydionM
GwydionM
11 years ago

Serial killers must use the bins provided. (That includes you, Dexter.)

Drew
Drew
11 years ago

from DrLex: “According to the icon, killer littering is peeing from the railing of an upper floor.
…”….and I would add…
“…with a hard-on.”

jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

Word to the wise: stay out of the food court.

Marum
Marum
11 years ago

OLe’

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

Curiosity killed the cat litter

coffeebot
11 years ago

guess i should quit throwing out bricks

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
11 years ago

The picture seems to indicate that people with extremely long legs are not allowed to dribble basketballs.

iLock
iLock
11 years ago

No grenade throwing in the mall… this isn’t Modern Warfare.

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
11 years ago

The last person threw Kidneys, Livers, and Hearts, everywhere

It was bloody offal..

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
11 years ago

@ Drew: In that case, maybe it isn’t pee. 😉

Ben
Ben
11 years ago

This is a correct translation. The picture warns not to drop objects over the balcony because of the danger to people below. Some types of litter dropped from a height could injure or kill someone below.

DrLex
DrLex
11 years ago

@Ben: the picture would be more clear with the person dropping an anvil or a piano.

Drew
Drew
11 years ago

Ben, actually a very poor translation. What you might mean to say is that it is a literal translation, which, in English, is next to useless, humorous, and the reason why such ‘correct’ translations appear here on engrish.com. I bet you can find many many better ways to translate this sign in good English, than what is actually written.

Gus
Gus
11 years ago

Report all killers

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