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Nobody wants to see poop on a tree
posted on 22 Feb 2013 in Chinglish
Photo courtesy of Emily Landon.
Spotted in China.
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We have an army of monkeys ready to throw back any solid waste products at you.
On the sign I assume
I have two things to tell you, Number 1, Yes! Number 2, No!
One of those kind reminders
It is allowed to please only pee. All other liquids must remain unhappy.
Do not poop here. We have corks and superglue and we’re not afraid to use them!
Sign at the public swimming pool?
I’m just a human peeing anyway
I can see the sign is spotted
If only they were as strict about their air quality regulations.
So if I poo, I will be fine?
I’m not pee monogamous. I’ve been with other plumbing fixtures.
Does the punishment involve a lady in spike heels and fishnet stockings?
Winnie, don’t Poo
Sorry, but I can’t afford to fly to China every time I gotta go.
The punishment will scare the crap out of you!
All I wanted to do was take a picture for the folks back home, but the day went strangely awry…
The only civilized urinating for 200 miles.
♫ I’ve been everywhere, man…♫
NOTE: In case of crap, try a swimming poo!
One too many urnal brownies.
The TSA is now operating lavatories in East Asia?
The punishment involves alligator clips and ac.
I crapped somewhere else. May I wipe my bum on the on a piece of bark?
EDIT: The punishment involves alligator clips and a.c. power, and an accelerated Chinese learning course. I’ll bet we can easily get you to read and write the whole chinese character set, in 24hrs
Your cojones will be toast, if you make any erors.
Practical and inexpensive way to keep this poster on the wall
To avoid punishment, mind your pees and queues
Bailiff, whack his pee pee!
If you pee someplace not here, you to receive the pee-nalize.
Poonut here, peanut elsewhere.
I’ve been a naught #1. Where do I line up for my punishment?
Man, this line is long!
@72rd.
A case of crap?
That’s an offer not to be sniffed at.
Don’t pee under the apple tree with anyone else but me.
@ Marum: I know, makes you dizzy at first…
Yes, master. Please don’t punish me.
If you pee not here we punish you good. You must go to pool areas and swim with those who are taking many drugs and things.
Pissing on punishers is strictly prohibited.
love, love me doo doo, you know I love you
So pleaaaaaaaaase, love me poo