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A day of milking
Not for the day of sunny
♪ ♫ Dairy Days … ♪ ♪♫
But can it put on cow?
This coat comes in full cream and low fat versions.
Made out of 100% cow udder.
Today’s forecast: Non-fat with occasional periods of Half and Half.
Tomorrow: Day of Sun.
It can put on the day of raining cats and dogs… or cows.
♫ It’s Raining Men… ♫
(Hey! That’s not dairy!)
Do you have a Parve style?
Coats available in sizes from 5 litres to 100 litres.
Dairy Queen (by BAA)
♪ ♫
You are the Dairy Queen, young and wet, only seventeen
Dairy Queen, it put on style on the day of rain
It can eat, it can milk, spam can be made at here
See that cow, watch that style, diggin’ the Dairy Queen ♫
Are you in the moo d for a new rain coat?
CAUTION: Our dairy products may contain traces of cotton
Caution: Do not wear this coat near bulls who have the horny.
Do you have one for Moooday?
Is there anything more attractive than pretty girl wearing milk coat?
@ Droll not Troll: Maybe she’s the horny too, but that part is unfortunately off frame ;p
The perfect gift for a contented cow. (Why is she giving me days and days of chilly?)
@Seventy2rd o clock: True, we can’t see her calves, either.
@jjhitt: (♫ It’s Raining Men… ♫)……… Unless they’re cowboys. 😉
They should use a milk cow as model.
Made from raw milk so it won’t go past your eyes.
The model is wearing a jersey under the coat.
CAUTION: Wet inside
Add some chilly and you get one of those ‘Rain in Japan’ things
Cheese up, girl!
♫ I’m milking and I know it… ♫
♪ ♫ I’m milkin’ in the rain ♪ ♫♪
Funny, it doesn’t look like leather.
And Moo moo to you you too too.
@72rd.
Yes! A pretty girl wearing whipped cream.;)
It is even more fun to share the coat with a friend.
BULL STYLE!
@Droll not Troll: Raining cats and dogs? Don’t step in a poodle.
@jjhitt, Seventy2rd o clock: Stop milking that joke. : )
You’ll never believe it’s not cow.
Yes. I would happily pull on one of those.
Wear it with your friends and you’ll keep each udder dry.
Model’s not bovine enough for this gig.
Official attire of 8 Maids of Milking, Inc.
@ Marum: I’scream, she’s cream…
@ Chris: Milky way is our way! 😉
Got milk?
Udderly great!
For milking cows.
…And can make you look like COW.
Pasteurised?
Pasteurised?
Nope, just up my neck!
Priced to moove!