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Where we can all look like bears
Jerry Garcia used to shop here.
It understands and feels it, therefore it have fun.
It says: ”TOYS ‘R’ IT!”
I things, therefore I fun. (Rene Dustcart)
It is space you can many bears.
Earth Magic, aka Engrish R Us.
Does a bear _it in the earth?
– How much costs that cute pink thing?
– With discount-thing only 250, Madam.
– Oh, thing you!
People with no style are most welcome!
@ Droll not Troll:
It things. Therefore it runs away. 😉
– Look, Mommy! That thing inside the store is alive!
OK, come to try to figure out what the hell we are talking about.
It have fun or it get the bleeding hose again.
Foreign earth, on the other hand, bores us to death.
Actually, I came to rent a backhoe.
If (wonderful_things > lot) {fun(get(Earth_Magic));}
That’s what I need – 6 bears.
Just don’t soil yourself.
The answer to Space bears – Earth Bears
Awww, the bears are so cute! All soft and fluffy and… Oh man, I think they’re using their Earth Bear Stare on me!
Bear your soul to stay wonderful on earth. Amen.
A lot of things that our earth is very wonderful… Unfortunately, in this store, you’re not going to find them, just a bunch of dyed acrylic toys that don’t even look like real animals.
There was once a magical story… but then with bold letters the story got scary…
EARTH MAGIC! NOOOOOOOO WE ARE DOOMED!