Three cups one chicken

Three cups one chicken

posted on 16 Jan 2013 in Chinglish, Menus

In China, sheet iron sauce burns you

Photo courtesy of Phileas Fogg & Weilian Caoni.
Menu found in China. 

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Algernon
Algernon
11 years ago

I’ll have the sheet iron with a side of welding thanks

DrLex
DrLex
11 years ago

All these meals come with a metal saw and an angle grinder.

DrLex
DrLex
11 years ago

Coming soon: a series of new Popeye comics where he eats the cans instead of the spinach inside them.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
11 years ago

The frog is bummed because the sheet iron didn’t come with rivets.
Rivet, ….. rivet..

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
11 years ago

Two all-beef patties, sheet iron sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickled pepper, onions – all on a sesame seed bun.

SF
SF
11 years ago

Waiter! There is rust in my sheet iron sauce.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
11 years ago

Hey, this sheet iron is only 0.6 mils thick. Curses, foiled again!

Salome
Salome
11 years ago

Droll not Troll–you sure that’s not a sesame seed bum?

iLock
iLock
11 years ago

Aww sheet man, we almost got busted by the salty pigs
coz that young stool pigeon ratted us out!
Who would’ve thought that this countries iron sauce fist would
end up saving our asses!

iLock
iLock
11 years ago

Sheet iron sauce car three cups of non-alcoholic ginger bear

Jonnytbone
Jonnytbone
11 years ago

Not funny. I was admitted to the hospital last year with sheet iron sauce burns.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
11 years ago

Iron Man is not pleased with this menu.

jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

Buns the beef? In my country we call that a hamburger.

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
11 years ago

I’m sorry, sir. I really can’t recommend the sheet iron sauce tonight. How about I call two suck hos for you?

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
11 years ago

Salty pig’s front trotters? Aren’t they that band we saw in Seattle?

jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

Is the cup half empty or half full of chickens?

J-Luke
J-Luke
11 years ago

Sheet iron sauce: the newest material used in animal crematoria…

jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

I’ll just have (name), hold the burning frogs and stuff.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

Sheet happens!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
11 years ago

2 chickens, 1 cup.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

Bum burns a bun.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
11 years ago

This chef has no imagination.

Marum
Marum
11 years ago

I’m Peter Piper,
Please provide some pickled pepper.

Chuck
Chuck
11 years ago

This menu gets me down.
Kermit.

Federico
Federico
11 years ago

“Sheet iron sauce bums salty pig’s front trotters”

I don’t know what this means, but I’m sure it’s filthy.

DECMATH
DECMATH
11 years ago

Sheet iron sauce. Is there anything it doesn’t burn?

pijo
pijo
11 years ago

Sheet iron sauce is the new sheet in town!!!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

After I drink a car, some ‘Sheet iron sauce’ is just what I need.

Dervrak
Dervrak
11 years ago

Chinese Trash Talk:

Sheet Iron Sauce burns…..

YO MAMA!!

Jewels
Jewels
11 years ago

Sheet iron bums salty pig’s front trotters… but rear trotters are not bummed.

Chris
Chris
11 years ago

Sheet iron sauce gets the hose again.

WorrierPrincess
WorrierPrincess
11 years ago

Three cups of chickens — is Greg Mortenson at it again?

coffeebot
11 years ago

@worrierprincess: good ref

@Phileas Fogg: is China on the Around the World itinerary?

davonblr
davonblr
11 years ago

Excuse me, waiter, do you have anything on the menu prepared Bessemer style? Your sauce is a tad bit runny, and I really have a taste for a steel glaze.

Lobo
11 years ago

That frog is gonna be bummed

Bob T
Bob T
11 years ago

Oh, the irony.

Marum
Marum
11 years ago

Doesn’t a double plural constitute a quantity of less tan one.

Marum
Marum
11 years ago

Or maybe infinity.

Marum
Marum
11 years ago

So that is what a “C” cup is! It’s full of chickens.

Marum
Marum
11 years ago

All food cooked on an Open Hearth.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
11 years ago

@mickeygreeneyes: What was that band playing in Seattle, light metal?

Peter
Peter
11 years ago

Forget the sheet iron. Give me 24K gold.

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
11 years ago

Table of contents from the Wheel of Time Advanced Sword Forms Handbook.

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
11 years ago

This should be a TV series.

gio11
gio11
11 years ago

” What can I do with Sheet Iron Sauce?”
“Well, you can burn the spareribs, bum the frog, bun the beef,…”

emily
emily
11 years ago

…and finally, the patrons burn the menu!

Sparky
Sparky
11 years ago

What really burns my ass is a fire about this high. (Hand up to waist.) What a a sheet old joke.

hebrusinglish
hebrusinglish
11 years ago

Oh, so that’s how they make pig-iron

DeliciousMeatStuffs
DeliciousMeatStuffs
11 years ago

Only discerning eaters consume the front trotters. Rear trotters are more for those of common tastes.

Cantor
Cantor
11 years ago

Damn everything they have here tastes like sheet!

At least they warn you…

I hope it just tastes like it…

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