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Well get to the point!
OK, I’m motivated! Now, what is it you want me to do?
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Confucius say: Man who aims at apex must be shooting up.
I was aiming at the best apex, but then the ground was shaken and I hit the worst one.
And that’s what causes earthquakes.
For volcanos, see next shirt.
My imagination is un-exceeded and apex is sorely degraded.
This actually sounds lke m employer’s mission statement.
A black version with black graphics, please.
It comes and it goes. An apex is an elusive thing, especially when ground is shaking and gathering people are watching. Oops, ijust went again.
I aimed like they said, but my impulse still won’t establish. Should I try taking Cialis?
The ideals approached my feet, but I told them to rise higher
After reading this statement, I feel like I’m apex over perigree.
PLEASE TO WASH CAREFULLY
Tag inside T’ shirt.
Sounds like the usual shirt management spouts.
I want that shirt, but, like the country of its origin I respect intellectual property rights.
The Best Ape-X: because of monkeys.
We’re inspired. Let’s gibberish!
“It’s life Jim. But not as we know it.”
“Phasers on stun, Mr Jerkoff”
‘Checkof Captain!….Checkof!’
Those ideals are such pests, always shaking the ground and trying to grab my feet…
the apex you like, might not be best,be very very careful, impulse is counting on you!!
WE MUST EXTERMINATE!
We are the Borg, the good of all, is the good of each.
I always aim for the best apex! If an apex is worth aiming at, its worth aiming at right!