Because alcohol and gasoline do mix

DONT WRITE SIGNS UNDER THE INFLUENCE OF ALCOHOL! !

Don’t drink what you drive.

YOU WOULDN’T DRINK A CAR

If you drink, don’t drive and if you drive, make sure you have a car.

Reminds me of that episode of M*A*S*H when Klinger tried to eat a Jeep.

Go home sign, you’re drunk.

The smoker you drink, the player you get.
– Joe Walsh

Don’t worry, I promise not to drink Ric Ocasek while I’m drunk. Or any other member of the band either.

If you’ve gotten to the point where you’re even considering drinking a car, you’ve had enough already.