This is why I don’t eat in a bar…

So did you hear the one about what the horse said to the deer…

Don’t ride! Drink

116: Horse On Horse

Yili is Chinese for Stewball

fell off the wagon into a french butcher’s shop

Is this a menu or my arrest record?

That filly is silly for my yili.

Reminds me of the old urban legend that the spirit Jagermeister is made with deer or elk blood…

In Shanghai, horses get a speed ticket.

They’re missing my favorite: drunk ass.

Gosh, I’d HAVE to be drunk to eat THAT crap!

What, no drunken noodles to go with ’em?

– A Hic meat, a Sheep On Drugs family bucket, two Deer beers and a Delirium Tremens shake, please.

A chicken, a horse, and a deer walk into a bar…

The drunk horse was slaughtered by a drunk butcher

W-W-W-ilbur! Come bail me out!!

There was a drunken Horse,
Who had some drunken guts,
And they all lived together,
In some little drunken huts.

Some sozzled Bambi please.

A big white horse walked into a bar and ordered a Scotch Whisky. He drank that one and ordered another whuich he drank too.

The Barman asked: “Do you always drink Scotch?” ‘Yes.’ replied the horse.

“I’ll bet they named a Scotch Whisky after you.” said the Barman.

‘That’s strange.’ said the horse. ‘I’ve never heard of a Scotch called Eric.’

♫ Christmas time, horses soaked in wine ♫

Well, marinated and pickled are slang words for drunk, aren’t they?
Good thing they didn’t choose s***-faced! 😮

the cold fried chicken explodes the drunk venison

That’s not calimari.

Reindeer full of Christmas Cheer

Don’t eat and drive!

Oh deer !

Horse Intestines Villi, absorbing the alcohol

A horse and a deer walk into a bar…………….

Horses don’t let horses drink and drive.

My suspicions about the white wine I had last night have been confirmed.