Tewajic!

Slattering

Be vewy vewy careful, it’s fwagile.

Shhh, be vewy vewy quiet! The sleeping giant is wakable!
Beware!

Signs by Barry Kripke.

Shhh! The gewass is seweeping, don’t be waking it!

Be wake up.

The best part of waking up is a large glass of port.

Elmer Fudd’s luggage has finally been found.

Let’s Cewative!

CAWTION:
FEWAGILE !

A message from The Church of Fozzie Bear.

Diwink! Don’t Bewak

Bewakable? Let’s Cawabunga!

Waka Waka

Eww… it’s ewd!

– Waiter! A glassable gin-tonic and an unbewakable coffee to go, please.
– I’ll put them in your bag right away, Sir.

to pewevent beweakage

bewakable? does that mean
WISE FROM YOUR GWAVE?

Engwish,

I am extewemely peweleased that you went to the teweouble to infoewem me.

It’s breakable only because Elmer Fudd and Daffy Duck fight over it.

I don’t know. I’m a pretty heavy sleeper after a few glasses of wine.

Whoever made that luggage tag must have had a few wine glasses themselves.

Be careful! I can’t buy a new one. I’m bewoke.

sounds cute

Siwwy Wabbit!

So much for the “Fozzian Moment”.

I don’t think it’s going to be bewaking news then.

Words Compression : Beware-Breakable. Phrase processed with a LempelZiv algorithm.
Bwro fduingdtat sompple cannotundstndyu

Scwewy Wabbit

And now you know why the big bang theowe is so popuwar here in china. Bawe Kwipke everyone woves!

The HK side won’t get this kind of sign… only the Chink side will