Old Deformity People – we pay you

Old Deformity People – we pay you

posted on 13 Dec 2012 in Chinglish

Old People (Winter Year) – you will be carded.

Photo courtesy of Billy Wong.
Museum sign from China.  

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Mick
Mick
11 years ago

Too many of ’em

DrLex
DrLex
11 years ago

I wonder what the deformity certification procedure entails. Probably it involves a game of Human Tetris. Whoever is unable to pass through the man-shaped hole in the wall is certified deformed.

Algernon
Algernon
11 years ago

Oh blast I left my certificate at home

DrLex
DrLex
11 years ago

You have been charged with two service officers, one student above 1.2 metre and three deformity people, all with certificate. What do you have to say in your defense?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

Old children above 3 years – No charge

iLock
iLock
11 years ago

Old People (Summer year) – You will enjoy ice-cream
even more than usual.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
11 years ago

I’m an old person and I always carry my Amateur Gynecologist certificate.

Jonnytbone
Jonnytbone
11 years ago

I just got my certificate that says I’m old.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
11 years ago

With my three buttocks and Dumbo ears, you want to see a certificate?

jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

Will you take a Bat Guano Crazy Certificate?

jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

I’d much rather have an undergraduate on top of me than go to a museum.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
11 years ago

What about illiterate people? Turn them away!

jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

Chinese Jeopardy: “I’ll take Charging Standard for 15 Yuan.”

Pectolatra
Pectolatra
11 years ago

I’m sorry, but you have to show your deformity certificate to enter for free.
OK, Mr. Quasimodo?

Pectolatra
Pectolatra
11 years ago

I don’t need an old person certificate. Take a good look at me. Do you think I’m too old for you? *wink, wink*

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

Below undergraduate – Nuts Guys, Corn Freaks and Monkeys

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

So I’m a Charging Item, huh?

J-Luke
J-Luke
11 years ago

If they are from the year 60-70 then they are truly old people…

EffEff
EffEff
11 years ago

I must have left my Old Person Certificate at the liquor store.

Sparky
Sparky
11 years ago

Im old and blind. What’s this say?

coffeebot
11 years ago

My grandpa is certifiable. Certifiably old.

Classic Steve
11 years ago

Who knew communist China had no need of political correctness?

Marum
Marum
11 years ago

Humph! I’ve managed to grow old woithout any friggin certificate. Stuff you alll!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

I wonder if they’ll charge my mobile phone.

Jellychop
Jellychop
11 years ago

This sign is too confusing. I think I’ll just use the informants telephone to rat them out.

GwydionM
GwydionM
11 years ago

If you fall for 60 or 70 years, you save a whole 7 yuan

GwydionM
GwydionM
11 years ago

Adult hobbits and dwarves below 1.2 metre must still pay the full fee

Marum
Marum
11 years ago

Typo not “fall year” it is “F— all year”.

Marum
Marum
11 years ago

I’m not old and cranky, stuff you!.
I was cranky, long before I got old.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

– Officer, I have a certificate that I’m 6 feet under

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
11 years ago

The conformity people all pay the same amount.

ccY
ccY
11 years ago

@Seventy2rd o clock

– But I know you are Yau Ming the basketball player!

Marum
Marum
11 years ago

“You are only as old as the women you feel.” (Groucho Marx)

RJF
RJF
11 years ago

60-70 you must be this old to fall.

Peter
Peter
11 years ago

What about Deformity Children (Autumn year 3 – 12) ?

Dan
Dan
11 years ago

Actually we can learn something from the Chinese. I here deformity people have to pay extra to get in.

Earl G.
11 years ago

I have my Old People certificate, my Deformity People certificate, my Magic: The Gathering cards, and a poetic license. How much for me?

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