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posted on 15 Dec 2012 in Engrish from Other Countries
I’m pretty sure I didn’t ask for that…
Photo courtesy of Joe Raucci.
Found in window of burger restaurant in South Korea.
(198 votes, average: 3.37 out of 5)
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Please also check out our kids’ menu. “No booger hits the grill until you ask for it.! Freshness you can certainly taste.”
The signwriter is a silly buger!
It is enough space so you can many breads too.
– Welcome to here, buger. Can you … ?
Now now you being anal
Welcome to McBuggery.
That snot what I ordered.
The McBurglar stole the McBurger.
So McBuger is what’s left.
”A suspicious new generation of ‘advertising phenomenon’ had been spotted in some East-Asian countries. Many people reported strange, minimalistic ad-signs, mostly dominated by simple message which says that one ‘CAN’ many things. You could recognize them by large white surfaces surrounding plain black text, written entirely in English, and with somewhat shockingly rare misspellings. We are asking our citizens to approach with care. And now the weather …”
FRESHNESS YOU CAN TASTE
BUGER YOU CAN WASTE
Excuse me, honorable Chef San, would you please put your index finger deep in your nostril and pull out the biggest, juiciest booger you can find? Yes, like that. Wow! That’s a good one! Now just fling it hard onto the grill, please! Yes! Success! I can’t wait to taste the freshness!
Freshness or not, just let me finish that damn humbuger.
Can I can-can?
You asked for it, now be ready for buger!!!
It’s fresh because it’s made from moo meat. And you can hear the freshness, too.
We bend over backwards to please our customers
would be funnier with two g’s…
No. It’s funnier with one.
No butts about it!
Poor little buger.
Our quality is just as good as our signs.
I didn’t need to know this.
Waiter, I ordered hot snot on a silver platter, and you brought me a cold buger on a paper plate!
So we have to ask the grill chefs to start cooking?!
There’s a T-shirt for that. http://www.zazzle.ca/booger_king_tee_shirts-235320720801220146.
Fresh picked bugers, finger lickin’ good!
@Mark: No, if it had two g’s we wouldn’t be getting the US take on it.
you mean feweshness?
Believe me, it’s funnier with one G. “Buger” can be both “bugger” and “booger”.
Be rude to the waiter to make sure…
Oh, bugger.
Really scraping for value-adds here.
Fresh picked daily!
What’s wrong with that?
It sounds like normal english to me.
The first Ender’s Game themed restaurant has finally opened.