Discover your inner pig!

Hello the Piggy!

Discovering what the dwarfs in the stomach.

I guess it’s time for a video endoscopy.

Dwarfs in the stomach…..I thought Snow White ate only the apple?!

♫ Please could you stop the noise,
I’m trying to get some rest
From all the unborn Dwarfs eating in my stomach
What’s that?
What’s that?
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
Ambition makes you feel pretty hungry
Kicking and squealing Sweet ❤ Piggy ♫

Discovery is fun! ….. And disturbing…..

Congratulations… You’re having septuplets!
Labour is hard!

Then Angry Birds came …

Why did the someone put the strawberry around the wrong way
on the cupcake?

Dolphins in the trees are singing a lot!

Random sh!t is fun!

Why is the everyone ignorant? Because they are educating themselves from shopping bags!

“The Everyone”? Must be a new supervillain.

Suppress those stomach dwarfs with Gaviscon!

One time when the I was camping, the I had to drop some
Dwarfs off at the forest.

The Happy Sweet Pig Story

Sweet Pig is hungry, it eats dwarfs and enjoys the Discovery at Sweet Time.
Later, the dwarfs discover, eat and enjoy the Sweet Pig.
Don’t worry, kids. The nobody lived happily ever after.

End!

♫ Heigh-ho, heigh-ho, it’s off to lunch we go
We keep on eating all day long
Heigh-ho, heigh-ho ♫

Patient: Doctor, I’ve been short of breath lately.
Doctor: I think you have dwarfs in the lungs.

I had a tapedwarf infection once. I tried to entice them out by sitting with my mouth open above a bowl of warm milk, but the buggers didn’t fall for it. It was only after I replaced the milk with a good single malt whiskey that they came crawling out of my mouth.

”Snow White and the Less Than Seven Dwarfs”

I’m sorry, but nothing can lessen the horror of having a tapeworm.

Hey! That’s LITTLE PEOPLE in the stomach! Got that? — Mickey Abbott

The everyone is hungry because the SOMEONE did not take us to Denny’s the way they PROMISED!

Did the everyone go into the alien ship and find the dwarf eggs? Face-hugger dwarfs are hard to remove.

– What a so tasty?
– An everyone!

Does this mean that pig is a hamunculus?

Well, it’s still a really cute shopping bag. Just the thing for carrying my bacon and pork products at the grocery store. 🙂

First the nasal gnomes, now this.

I listen to the voices in my stomach.

Could you do the egg bacon dwarf and sausage without the dwarf then?

parasitic dwarfs

– Hello, Piggy!
– Hello, Kitty!
– Is the you hungry?
– … *drools*

Can I blame my gas on the hobbits in my colon?

@A Non-Y Mouse: omgrotflmao

In the house in R’ley dead,
Porcluthu lies waiting.

Indeed. So too, and by the same device, verily might pigs fly.

Dwarfs : The other white meat.

They’re eating a lot, and singing a stupid song about chipping the glasses and cracking the plates.

Why is the everyone writing all this silly stuff on their products?

Dwarfs in the stomach? Has Gandalf been organising more ‘unexpected parties’?

Feed your Inner Dwarves! They want bacon!
Bacon! Bacon! Bacon! Bacon! Bacon! Bacon!

We’re not lost. We’re half way between the Mines of Moria and the Chitlins.

“When the hungry dwarves in your stomach have luncheon on their minds, there’s no place like Boston Pizza.”

I’M A DWARF AND I’M EATING YOUR FOOD
EATY EATY FOOD
I’M EATING YOUR FOOD

In the west, we call them Tapeworms….

(What happened to the votes?)

WE ARE THE STOMACH DWARFS
ALL YOUR FOOD ARE BELONG TO US!

The Stomach Dwarf: An unexpected Engrish.
In Colons now.

That all sounds like something Starfire – or should I say THE Starfire, would say…