Affronterpants

In case you can’t read the XXXL in the lower right corner, this works as a rude awakening.

50% Polyester / 50% Fat

At the other end of their range: “for anorexio”.

Notso subtle and brief message for fatso.

Crap your Briefs
make noise!

Made by ‘Hello Fatty’

These briefs will not make you look fat, they will make you look as fat as you already are.

It is briefs you can many stretch.

I’m Omar the Tent Maker and I approved this message.

Yes, your ass looks REALLY big in this!

I’d hate to see what they put on a Jheri Curl box.

CAUTION: Slippery when fat

Love handles with care!

Also doubles as a circus tent.

Happy Father’s day! Oh wait…

Skidmark resistant.

No small sizes

NOTE: Wash fatso separately.

Sorry, it was too small. Can I return them to get “for wide-load” instead?

(Blunt) truth in advertising.

Also available in ‘for lardo’ size.

Let’s keep this brief.

Buy two, get a tent for three!

South Bend News at 11!
Are The Underpants Big Enough
Four Fatso?

would you like that in XXXL, fluffy, HAHA, or DAYMN?

A Mandarin on holidays in Guanzou,
Took twenty fat wives with him too,
He took potions a plenty,
To run through the twenty,
But seldom got past number two.

Liar, liar, pants on f- RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!

Fatso is wanted by the drug squad, suspected of possessing a large amount of crack. 😛

If you liked our plus line “For Fatso” brand underwear, try our new “OMG Lardass” brand pantyhose and “Obese Slob” pajamas.

What else could you expect from such a “civilised nation”?

“Do we Americans need to be getting any fatter?” – Jay Leno

Don’t forget to try our latest product; for Tubbo!

look at the size

Man, marketing is DIRECT in China.

Size XLardo

I guess small thongs are called “For anorexics?”

Also try our new size “for elephantso”.