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Well at least its not fecal
Penicure? Oh, now I know what kind of place this is! 😈
Maybe they’re hoping to get a photo of their sign posted on Facailblog.
Oh yeah, I have a bit dead skin there, could you remove it for me?
which part of my body is facail?
– I want my Peni waxed for 400 Bollars, please.
Waxing full leg, half leg, middle leg.
Facail Massage – not so naughty bit
Penicure – very naughty bit
Penilifting – ask our assistant, Suck Ho
Could you straighten this out for me?
Wait, that’s not nail polish!
Ms Facail is not available at the very moment because she’s with a penicure customer. Can you wait … say…10 minutes?
I’m thinking about my fur leg getting waxed!
I think the penicure is something you’ll be looking for a few days after your facail.
At last, a spa for pens! My ballpoint pen hasn’t been well lately and is in need of a pen-i-cure!
Epic Fail up there . . . but sounds like fun down there ^_^
Is that a sex change operation?
Take an A and the C out of “Facail” and you have it right.
Pamper your tired aching What?
Pamper your tired aching What?
Well, at least it’s not a fatal massage.
Only in Thailand.
You’d get a bit nervous at the sight of the file.
Just scraping off some dry skin . . .
The lost tribe of Israel has been found in Thailand!
I’ll just take a little off the length.
The new way to say circumcision.
So that’s where Lorena Bobbitt is nowadays!
Penicure, is that a half Brazilian?