They don’t even have virgin wool

999 times

Must be the shopping

Skirts
Leggings
Underwear
Tank tops

Not so easy on the wallet, though.

Women, women… Hard to come, easy to go!

All their stuff is too loose.

One size fits all! 😈

where was this taken? book me a flight!

Just one? But I need at least two.

It pays to advertise.

Suck Ho women are the easiest!

This was taken Hungary. One of these stores (or perhaps the only one, I’m not sure) was located in the Plaza mall in Pécs, but it has been closed down years ago. It provided much amusement, though.
Their website (now dead) was http://www.easywoman.hu.

Where there’s an easy woman there’s a hard man.

It’s actually a store for excitable women; they just left the comma out of the name.

May I have a catalogue ?

Free STD with every purchase!

Temptresses R’ Us

OK, great. Now what’s the deal all the clothes?

Britney Spears – 999.-
Paris Hilton – 1999.-
Lady Gaga – sold out

Would you like to eat her here sir? Or will I wrap her for you?

Difficult Man still preferred

Oddly enough, those prices on the windows don’t look very cheap.

Hard Man still preferred

Phil Collins and Philip Bailey founded this store in 1984.

A suitable lubricant works wonders.

Ok. I’ll bite. Which one is the easy one?

There’s no such thing. Sorry girls!

Turn around, and that’s a total number of pages on Engrish.com index.
😉

Buy you a drink? You look pretty. C’mon, lets go.

The women from STAPLES started their own business.

999: The Number Of The Easy Woman

999 for a sucky sucky