That’s what they told me to write!

Caption in English

Why not just have someone walk around with a sign “gas truck filled with diesel”?

Thank goodness, I only speak Engrish!

No problem, I usually smoke in French.

Could be something you feed a cat. diesel in aspic

CAPTION IS MADE AT HERE! (PLEASE LEAVE A CAPTION FOR THE ENGRISH PHOTO; ALL VULGAR ENTRIES, SPAM, ETC. WILL BE DELETED. LET’S BE CREATIVE!) in engrish.

Please nosmoking carefully

You’re welcome! We hope you spell Arbic!

It reminds me of one of the closing scenes of Tiny Toon Adventures.
Buster: “Say goodbye, Babs.”
Babs: “Goodbye Babs.”

Yeah I know, I’m revealing my age.

@Pectolatra: I think they stole that idea from George Burns and gracie Allen.
Oh, gods! How old am I?

So THAT’S how you haul 36,000 its!

Radio blooper from long ago on a local disc jockey show in late December: “It’s 8 a.m., 28 degrees and cloudy. On Christmas, say Merry Christmas. On New Year’s, say Happy New Year.”

KERBOOM! in Arabic.

Horizontal Red Stripe in Arabic

My car gets 30 miles per It.

Where’s the truck hauling 36,000 Shes?

“I transrate to engrish, no transrate arablic!”

ممنوع التدخين

Ok, next request?

@ Pectrolata + Droll Not Troll: Don’t forget Rowan and Martin…

“Say goodnight, Dick.”
“Goodnight Dick.”

Hey, I told you 36,000 lts in Arabic too!

Arbic is the language spoken at Arby’s, right?

Nobody expects Arabic Nosmoking

ARABIC in Arbic.

So, what’s it say on the other side of the truck? Is that where the Arabic is?

Nosmoking in pubic area

lts lts lts lts lts….5 down, 35995 to go, lts lts lts ……hold it, Its time to pray!

I smoke in cuneiform, so this doesn’t affect me so badly…

Nice to know Cake Wrecks isn’t the only place for “Literal LOLs.”

Arabic Arabic Arabic Arabic Arabic Arabic Arabic Arabic Arabic Arabic Arabic Arabic Arabic Arabic Arabic Arabic Arabic Arabic Arabic Arabic Arabic Arabic Arabic Arabic Arabic Arabic Arabic Arabic Arabic Arabic

Diesel fuel in arbiculated vehicle.

Instead of Arabic, they got Arial.

@Chris: That’s what she said! 😛

So where on earth is Arbia?

In Labia Minor I guess.

What, my cigarette? No it’s fine, I’m smoking in English!

Arbic is the official language of Arby’s restaurants.

Arbic mach frei.

old joke about birthday cake message
“You’re not getting older at the top, you’re getting better at the bottom!”

I am reminded of a British blackface comic, H. Vernon Watson, who performed in the music halls under the name of “Nosmo King.”

@Chris – before Rowan and Martin, and long before Tiny Toons, there was George Burns and Gracie Allen, “Say goodnight, Gracie”. “Goodnight Gracie”. Both Laugh-In and Tiny Toons were referring to this classic tag line.

Can I light a match in English then?

I am not in the office right now. Please email any work to be translated.

Das cool, I smoke English!

It’s exactly like a Cake Wreck, where the instructions themselves were written. For example:
http://www.cakewrecks.com/home/2008/5/20/the-cake-that-started-it-all.html