Engrish Communion

Engrish Communion

posted on 30 Nov 2012 in Engrish from Other Countries, Menus

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Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

He had a good Taste

Algernon
Algernon
11 years ago

In the shoes of a fisherman

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
11 years ago

Indeed, Jesus was the pasta of his flock.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
11 years ago

The only kind of spaghetti to serve with Jesus is angel hair.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

The Last Supper.

Cooked by Leonardo da Vinci.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

Italian Flesh Food at its best

Mick
Mick
11 years ago

Where can i find God and Meatballs?

GwydionM
GwydionM
11 years ago

Why should transubstantiation stop with bread and wine?

Pectolatra
Pectolatra
11 years ago

I see communion wafers finally got an upgrade.

J-Luke
J-Luke
11 years ago

We were out of bread, so we got the real thing for you this time…

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
11 years ago

This is my body of spaghetti. Take it and eat it.

jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

Yeah, but is it Kosher?

jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

No wine. Just two large glasses of water, please.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
11 years ago

In the name of the Father, the Son, and the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
11 years ago

Eating spaghetti can be a messy business. Looks like it just got a whole lot messiah.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
11 years ago

Created by Saint Cheff Boy-ar-dee.

jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

Pasta? I and I thot’ you say Rasta, mon.

eegah
eegah
11 years ago

Pastafarians and Christians: together at last!

coffeebot
11 years ago

Meh, I’ll take the Vegetable Buddha plate.

Chuck
Chuck
11 years ago

Loaves, fishes and a bottom-less salad bowl.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
11 years ago

With seafood you get the son of Cod.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

I never thought I’ll meat Him

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
11 years ago

With a bottle of red wine, “What A Friend We Have In Jesus”

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

– Waiter! I ordered Capellini, not some guy’s beard…!

Jay
Jay
11 years ago

Served with Cheeses of Nazareth.

Sparky
Sparky
11 years ago

This was the real menu at the Last Supper and was a killer dish!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

@ Jay: Nazarella, perhaps?

Peter
Peter
11 years ago

What . . . Rossini without William Tell ??
JEEZ !

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
11 years ago

And we use the Shroud of Turin as a tablecloth.

Classic Steve
11 years ago

No matter how big your party is, one order will be enough.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

– Jesus Crisp, please.
– Thy will be done, Sir.

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
11 years ago

“The Lord is my Dinner, I shall not want….”

JonnyTBone
JonnyTBone
11 years ago

He made us fishers of men… and linguini.

Someone
Someone
11 years ago

Jesus died for our sins. And gluttony is one of them.

RT
RT
11 years ago

well, the Bible does say “Man shall not live on bread alone”

RT
RT
11 years ago

“take and eat. this is my body, broken for you and dressed with four different types of cheeses in a succulent marinara sauce.”

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
11 years ago

@Peter: Just the other day I saw someone order Canelones a la Rossini. It was the Lone Ranger!

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
11 years ago

Their steaks taste like they were brought back from the dead, but Sirloin On The Mount does have a nice pasta selection.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
11 years ago

Ultimately they went out of business; after the third course everyone’s dinner would rise again.

iLock
iLock
11 years ago

Would you like salvation with that?

iLock
iLock
11 years ago

Jesus died for our sins and also our menu.

iLock
iLock
11 years ago

Now you can REALLY feast on the flesh and blood of Christ!

Melina Muttis
Melina Muttis
11 years ago

This is from Argentina,my country =DD

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