Donner Party of 6…

Another commentary on Clint’s GOP convention monologue.

6 degrees of separation. I actually live in Eastwood and have eaten meat from this very shop. If you look at the picture the orange in the middle tells all what varieties of meats they sell in English and Chinese. The Engrish doesn’t stop with the butchery.

We’ll have no mincing here.

Sir, cousin Lam and uncle Mins are on today’s special.

I’m so hungry I could eat the whole offspring!

Families are so broken and torn nowadays

Try the finger food

You don’t get to choose your family. Except here.

The Clint Eastwood / Rob Zombie remake of the Brady Bunch was already off to a bad start….

“Uncle Charlie is made of PEOPLE!”

Meet the Eastwood family. It’s safe and delicious.

– How would you like my mother-in-law, Sir?
– Peaceful – like chicken feet, please.

Dying family business

Buy carefully; the sirloin may be a pot roast acting a part.

@Algernon: You shop there? Photos, or it didn’t happen! 😛

– An Extra Lung Eastwood Fried Cousin Family Size Butcher, a Noseburger, a Hot Dad with Bloody Kketchup, an eye scream and two Cheesedaughters to go, please.

How do you like children?
Well done?

I’ll have a handburger.

Or maybe a hand sandwich.

He said he’d butcher me some fresh beef, but only talked to an empty stall.

“Go ahead, make my porkchops.”

“Children are delightful. Provided they’re properley boiled first.”
(W.C. Fields)

Where all the serial killers hang out.

PROPRIETOR
Charles Manson..

Mr. and Mrs. Eastwood, it’s been so nice to meat you. Please accept my deep fried sympathy for me, you, your tasty chick.. umm, children, and always fresh relatives.

Oh didn’t you know that we had Clint for dinner last evening?

The punks felt lucky and for once they were right. Poor Clint.

Planned Parenthood cast in an unfavorable light in this community.

-i love chuck norris
-well, walker texas ranger is a bit cheesy, but it does have its good points
-no, i mean i like norris, ground chuck

Conveniently located in the Eastwood Shopping Maul in Eastwood, NSW
http://www.eastwoodcentre.com.au/directory.html

Part of the Fook. Yu. restaurant chain.

Hi, I’m Jeffery Dahmer, I’ll be your server…

don’t be shy on the baby fat

We serve women and children. We serve just about everything that walks or crawled at one time or another. And I’m here to serve you, Little Bill.