This place has everything!

The Hunchback of Notre Dame is so sexy.

Honey! Get the kids out of the garden.

Open art studio.. Specialist heart sugery centre?

Surgery damn surgery.

No son. You can’t watch the birds and the bees in the garden.

Mmmm, flesh cooking AND exposing!

OK, who’s been fertilising the flowers?

Let’s just cut right to the last one and start humping away among the gladiolas.

No cigarette buttocks in the garden!

Usually gardening doesn’t give me too much satisfaction, but you never know …

All of a sudden all those “Let’s treasure the grass” signs make much more sense.

The garden is big enough for for raising wood.

Just beware of the dogs in the garden then

That is one damn sexy garden you have there, baby.

Her name is Rose Gardener.

She must be satisfied.

The Chatterley Guest House

Hunch-backed prostitutes in our garden

I wonder if it grows fig leaves.

If they hadn’t listed The Hump Sexy Garden last the others would never get any business.

♫ My lump, my lump, my little compost hump…♫

After all, having sex in a bedroom is anything but charming.

If you’re unfamiliar with people watching you while you have sex, you should try the guest house.

♫ I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom ♫

The new Ordsmobires are in earry this year!

Chinese stripping mall…Eat, Heat, Meet Village

Garden fetish, anybody?

“I would like to book a flight to Dal, Yunnan, China…for one.”

The garden of earthly delights.

This is my garden, y’all. Humpty Hump’s my name!

You have a hump garden but no abortion clinic?

Casey: Why do you think they have the giant sundews?