I’ve been burned before…

Do not be afraid I’m asleep

In that specific order?

I had a bad experience with a Yandere before…

Sign on a singles bar in Tokyo

I know it’s Halloween, but don’t go overboard when we’re naked, okay?
I mean, Purim was bad enough.

Ignore the instruments of torture hanging on the bedroom walls, they’re purely decorative.

That’s what I said before he showed me his junk. 😈

Of course I won’t. I’m just not sure about that love thing.

How about just a little BOO!

Fifty shades of green green grass

Who are you anyway?!

They always seem so nice when you first meet them….

Make love, not war

When there are large carnivorous animals at the zoo it’s more like the other way around.

I suppose bondage is out of the question.

Calm down, I just want to remove horny with a stick.

Every breath you take
Every move you make….

Aww! It’s not that big.

That’s such a big gun you have. Is it loaded?

@mickeygreeneyes. Not the Persians! ANYTHING but the Persians.

Come! Go to fantasize
with me together
Release all do not
terrify me fully.

I am just looking for sex, not marriage.

All of Drew Petersons wives said that.

You hear that, stalkers?

Wife beaters!

Germany
Germany
Germany is a really, really, really nice place….