Now you know why I need a lock…

This isn’t how I was picturing wedlock, but now that you say it …

Let’s join together in holy padlock…

Love is a bunch of random numbers

A padlock with a poem

Love me forever or I’ll lock you in a closet. Or maybe both if you’d prefer!

Poetry from Pope’s “The Rape of the Lock.”

And the translaters English girlfriend received lock operation instructions instead of the love letter she was expecting.

You show me your combination and I’ll show you mine.

Rife is so short: ret’s lock and lol!

Can you see the buttlock on my rear?

C-4 sold separately.

I know I said we’d have “safe” sex. Do you really think a lock is close enough?

My last girlfriend chewed through the ropes and got away.

♫ Open your heart to me, baby / I hold the lock and you hold the key ♫

Baby, you don’t need a lock to keep me in your heart. 😉

When I told the lock he was cute as a button, the compliment went straight to his head…

Plz baby, why does it have to be like this?

Signed, Annie Wilkes.

Button Lock . . . Also known as buttock

I won’t leave you – it’s easy to forget the number

Just what I need. A lyrical f—-n lock.

Ask not for whom the tumblers roll,
They roll for thee Horatio.

Do you hold the button combination to the padlock to my heart?

Finally, I find someone who knows which buttons to press!

No!!, I dont need a random fact!! I need an instruction manual on how to use this padlock!!

“…the combination is 1….. 2……. 3…….. 4……….. 5………..6.” “what kind of idiot has a combination 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6!?” “that’s right! what kind of idiot…. change the combination on my luggage….”

Button this up now!

I feel sorta locked into this relationship

Korea has a kind of tradition where lovers leave a lock. see: http://www.buhaykorea.com/2009/04/10/n-seoul-towers-locks-of-love/

This is kinda like a poem from Henry Alfred:

We ought to be together—you and I;
We want each other so, to comprehend
The dream, the hope, things planned, or seen, or wrought.
Companion, comforter and guide and friend,
As much as love asks love, does thought ask thought.
Life is so short, so fast the lone hours fly,
We ought to be together, you and I.

Wow, this lock is emotionally attached to me!

This is Henry Alfred’s poem! I guess they’ve read it in Korean and translated it with google….lol

I feel locked into this relationship…

Good! Now I can lock you out!