I’ve known Bermuda since 3rd grade…

Then cut it down

Vote Willie Nelson for Prez!

What’ll happen when mowing?

It’ll take us a long time to grow up at that rate

I grew up with the grass and I forgoten the before…

Let’s potty train the grass.

Don’t smoke it all at once.

When I grow up I want to be a lawnyer…

OK, but if you try to fertilise the kids I’ll cut off your nutsack!

I think I did. I’m starting to go to seed and I often feel rooted.*

*Aussie slang.

♫ It isn’t easy being green….♫

Describes my teenage years perfectly.

No thanks, I’d rather step on you. 😈

At my joint, we all grew up with the grass.

I was a poor child, born on the Astro-Turf side of the tracks.

I am not a vegetable! I am a human being!

Show solidarity with the grass, wear your hair in bhangs.

Well, I indeed noticed some green in my hair…

Get off my turf, Dude!

Be thin and green, but get troddon on. And worse.

Get off my turf dude?

Get a life . . . let’s not grow up with the grass!

I love the smell of Roundup in the morning.

Growing up with the grass tends to give one the munchies.

Been there, done that.

Once you grow to a certain age, the munchies kick in.

The literal translation might be even worse… let’s… “get long with the grass.”

Who needs Viagra then?

Too bad society cuts them down.