Impulse buying prohibited

Ordered shopping only.

I guess nobody wants to see covert homosexuals being ‘outed’ in uncivilized ways.

It only said ‘should be’… it didn’t say we can’t.

It is strictly forbidden to bargain with prices like π or √2.

OK, then, I’m going to the “camping” store to buy some eye makeup and a feather boa.

I don’t think an irrational person would listen to a sign.
This sign will probably not reach it’s target audience.

Just because you’ve come out of the closet doesn’t mean you
can go all crazy with the credit card.

NOTE: Haha, we’re only joking!

If you don’t shop rationally, all our Economic theories will crumble and it will be the end of civilization.

I wonder what this place is selling …

Online version: ”Before you proceed, please empty your shopping cart.”

It’s probably a sale of ladies under water…

Yet another ‘Having Fun Prohibited” Huallabullo free places.

Suddenly Crazy Eddie’s prices seemed sane.

They have rational shopping? I don’t think we’re in eBay anymore, Toto.

Selling should be rational, too. We expect the shop assistants to comply!

Well, at least the Flench is almost an identical translation.

”We hope, you don’ tcome again. It will be our presure.”

A sign never to be seen in the U.S.A.

Is it a department store? Because it would be the only one where I’d feel safe and relaxed doing my Christmas shopping… 🙁

Buy one get one free tomorrow.

There goes the anarchist’s plan to buy the moon.

Le flancais is more reasonable.

Be gay but rational
And your shopping may be wonderful

(Sung to the tune of ‘Keep Young and Beautiful’)

Ok, let’s stop shopping here!

Isn’t “rational shopping” an anachronism?

At least in the female vocabulary.

Rational shopping? Would someone please introduce my wife to that concept?

Above all, people . . . above ALL . . . we don’t want you to buy anything here!

@Marum: no, it’s more like oxymoron… no, not you, the two words together “rational shopping”…….

“How about if I rationalize that I really need that pink high-heeled stilettos to ad to my shoe collection?” – Imelda Marcos

The Japanese is just a whacky, too. I wonder how the French is?

don’ t put spaces after the apostrophe!

In memorial: On that day when two TVs were unceremoniously outed irrationally. Black Friday ’78– we will never forget.

Even the Japanese is screwed up… maybe it should be dubbed “rihongo.” 理性を失うはずです means that you’re SUPPOSED to lose reason.

I can understand Japanese, French, and English, and all of them are screwed up.

The French one actually makes more sense…

DrLex: Your bigotry is showing.

the French one asks not to forget civilization whilst travelling.
Oh, I can feel the weight of the world on my shoulders! Not a relaxing vacation…