I have yet to gash this in

Cuts me up.

Other Vouchers available are the Broken Bone of your choice and the Shot Wound!

travel at a cut above the rest

Emo’s heaven

For use at the Suck Ho building

Another trip to hospital…

It always pays to read the fine print on these cut-price deals.

Why should you choose the Gash Voucher?

– Cheapest way to get hurt
– Ideal for very poor sadomasochists
– If there’s too much blood you can use coins
– Save your time – instant effect – no more waiting to die
– Amaze your friends and family and collect the insurance money

I prefer Tortur-e-check.

Gold Hard Gash

Death by a thousand vouchers.

Good for ten long, deep wounds at your friendly local Gashes-R-Us

Paper cuts are bad enough- what the hell is this voucher made of?

The train entering the tunnel makes me think this is not a typo

Warning . . . don’t Gash it before you’ve got the Guts to get badly Cut

♫ Your cash aint nothing but gash… ♫

Pardon me, do you have change for a sucking chest wound?

I vouch for the gash.

If only Beatrix Kiddo had five of these vouchers in Kill Bill.

The voucher clearly originated from Malaysia. The price notation is in RM and the illustration is clearly a rip-off from the RM10 banknote.

This is from Malaysia, wonder what it does in China

sir, i haven’t punched a hole in you; once you reach 10, you get a free ride! if you’re still alive, that is…

Just don’t ask us about our Gustomer Gare Kamikaze Division.

We give you gash, you give us cold.

We had to make the customers pay in advance. We have had allot of “Gash and Dashes”.

Ok then sir, which part of your body do you want me to apply the gash?

“That offer really swell, man!” 😀

cuz u KNOW dis pu**y ain’t free

This voucher is good for plane, train or odd four legged deer with a long tail.

Times are tough. Even the prostitutes have coupons.

Only for full service or can this be used for just a rub-and-tug?

Isn’t it illegal to copy part of a bank note? That is actually half of the Malaysian ten ringgit (3 USD) currency banknote.