Cheaper by the dozen

Why pay retail?

Cheaper by the dozen

Where’s the customer complaint department? Can I change my teenagers?

I’m pretty surprised 4chan didn’t find this promotion before engrish(dot)com.

I went in and found they were all Made in China.

The depth of the southern capiltalists’ evil is finally revealed…

Matched sets or a random assortment?

Frozen memories of childhood

In boxes of 10 or a party pack of 100.

So thats where babies come from.

Is this a White sale?

You can actually buy babies? All this time I’ve been doing it the hard way.

At least they’re whole, it would be pretty gross and nasty if they sold pieces of them. 😛

Big Fat Cat – Than traditionally they’ll probably be more well-behaved, obedient and respectful to their elders. 🙂

0 day warranty. No returns. You break, you buy.

Are they kidding?

This is where the kidnapped children got sold

Who is the cashier – Brad Pitt or Angelina Jolie?

7-11?

I wonder if they would take one or two on consignment?

South Korean, all male please ^_^

Sorry, @SL, warranty expires on 13nd birthday!

Chinese version: limit 1 per family.

There is a cure for Wholesale children. It’s called THE PILL!

Made by the Hyundai Corporation.

I paid retail and kind of pissed.

Get ’em while they’re tots!

Where do you take them to be recycled?

is there a part-time worker on staff handing out free samples?

Must cost the store owners a fortune on paid parental leave.

The “open” sign means that the store is open. Okay guys?

Discount! On all slightly damaged childhoods!

I prefer mine homemade rather than store-bought.

Do they sell organic children?

That book, To Serve Man- It’a a cookbook!